Probably some innuendo about yeast infections.

Just trying to compensate for their too-small "footlongs" by shifting the shittiness to the ladies. Classic, I guess.

Why would I say yes to the dress if they're just going to blame me for getting raped or harassed in it?

Omg, that woman fake-crying over a bible with a fake zygote sandwiched in between her face and the book is everything. Fake concern over the lives of others.

From the country :-) Sorry, big fan of etymology.

I hope to hell that's a pun on the y-chromosome!

Potentially not much, if he were still in the womb during climate change.

Well, if it's 6% of collegiate men, and women make up about 60% of the total collegiate population, then it's only 2.4% they'd have to remove. I imagine that that's probably comparable to the percent of students that drop out due to the mismanagement of their rape and/or associated PTSD.

Perfect example—apparently putting your car in the wrong spot is worse than putting your dick (or whatever) where it isn't wanted.

"I will be washing it in male tears. Good thing they've provided me with a few males in space—they're best when fresh. The tears, that is."

So, "trying to get off a virgin" now has both a literal and figurative meaning for him, eh?

I may have no sense of humor :-) No need to get up in arms. That didn't end well last time.

I didn't see any reason to call us Damned Yanks based on using a different, culture-specific name for a mythical figure.

Probably Santy Claus, not Satan. Damned [whatever you are] making everything about religion :-)

They went with some "gotcha!" strategy with something that all reasonable people find deplorable (domestic abuse) and which, via the NFL, has been in the national view lately? I know they have the logical consistency of a can of Campbell's cream of chicken soup at room temperature, but really, GOP?

Yeah, my SO works (remotely, mostly) on LHCb (one of the CERN experiments) and we often bemoan the lack of accelerators/colliders in the US, especially relative to its budget and size.

I've already got this technique down for free, so I'll just continue shitting in the litter box, thanks.

Is that a Monster Energy Drink on the ground? I bet it is. Or Rockstar.

Actually, since it will be 3 times longer...this might be an argument for length.

My resting bitch face just broke into a smile :-)