Yeah, this sounds more like it will be Molestr.

Oh yes, Hannah Arent. I was imagining it in contrast to my office, too.

The commandant may have been proud of his work, and probably considered it like living near livestock bound to be slaughtered, since these people were less than human to him. So sad.

I imagined a short discussion, where the geese were the proposed solution to the screams being heard...the mundane nature of it ("Yes, good suggestion for our little problem, see that it is carried out.") and then moving on to other business items...it was sad and chilling to know it probably went something like that,…

The whole discovery is horrible, but the added detail of raising the geese to cover up their screams really made my stomach twist.

And it comes in the "there's something wrong with my kidneys" urine color that's all the rage this year!

You think he would make a great father because he already makes a great fiancé, coworker, friend, etc. It's a reflection of how you already view him in his many roles, so don't let that make you feel guilty! You aren't keeping him from being a great father any more than you're keeping him from being a great architect…

Oh my, that top photo is sort of horrifying. Coincidentally, the time period saw the rise of many glass and ceramic factories all over Europe. Eventually, the wealthy's obsession in these delicate things (namely, in porcelain), culminated in the first porcelain factory in Meissen.

They have....out-bun themselves.

He can't go a few minutes without validation and demands responses (or else HULK SMASH!), but women in NYC are the narcissistic ones...right.

I spent hours trying to teach my sister's Furby a string of obscenities, and you're telling me there is a Barbie that already swears, without all the hard work?

Female what? Female rabbit empowerment? Female rat empowerment?

The historical state data is from 1895. I'm guessing since 1) those weren't states then and 2) no source that NOAA found internally reliable was reporting temperatures regularly at that time, Alaska and Hawaii cannot be reported on. I know that other states didn't join until the 1900s, but being in the lower 48 region…

A false start.

Lol I guess I just didn't find it funny...I like the gif, though.

Uh...if there's a risk to men, there's one to women too.

Yeah, the magnified spot-cleaning threw me off (hence the Sherlock H. association). I know nothing of cleaning babies, but if your tool of a choice is a magnifying glass, you either are doing it wrong or need to stop denying you need glasses.

I don't care if you are the Sherlock of finding and removing shit from it, don't call your daughter's vagina a hoo-hoo, ffs.

"I keep ordering entree wherever I go because that TGI Fridays entree was so good. They keep giving me different food every time—um, hello, dumbasses, I ORDERED ENTREE."

Entree?