I was a little afraid to watch it because every time someone remakes something from my childhood I totally hate it, or I try to nostalgia watch things I loved and can’t remember why I loved them. But this held up really well for me - it was not better or worse than the original movies. It was perfectly consistent AND…

Spoiler alert: it doesn't end well for Jesus

‘do’ or “Those that ‘are’ due these things,”

How is it even possible to hate all variety of Cheetos?

You monster. Do you eat pizza with a knife and fork.

There would be a mass exodus from the southern cities to the north if that happened. Many southern cities are blue or purple, even though the rest of the state is red.

This is a perfect example of creating a monster and then losing control of your monster while it eats its way through the country.

Ugh, I still remember years ago reading some advice column question from this woman who liked to free bleed at night and how it really upset her boyfriend, and what could she do to make him okay with her basically destroying their sheets every night. As much as I like to talk about gross bodily functions, I was…

I realize this comment relates to one of the least interesting parts of this dog-and-pony show, but:

Someone youthful, fine. TEENAGERS? No. Just no. If you are in your 30s you should probably not be dating teenagers. I don’t care how youthful it makes you feel, your feels don’t matter here, you’re being a CREEP.

I literally hate everyone you’ve been on dates with recently because they all suck so many bags of hairy balls.

AMEN!

I think it’s the imbalance of power. The reason statutory rape laws exist is because of both the immaturity of the underage person AND the imbalance of power. A 21 year old can be mature but 43 to 21 is a serious imbalance of power. To me that’s why we think it’s weird but not all together wrong.

If she don’t know who loves orange soda SHE’S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO.

No one his age would go out with him. three kids, no job, alcohol issues.

One guy I used to know (who was a former roommate) started dating a girl who was 18... legal age is 19 here and he was....I want to say we were around 30? Maybe late 20s at the time

I work at a grocery store at the moment, so I unfortunately share the same work environment with teenagers and 20-somethings.

I think so. And that is reassuring. It still always creeps me out a bit when I see a middle aged guy dating a 2o something. I think the creepiness lessens a lot when there’s the same age difference but it’s something like 40/60. Yes there’s an age gap, but at least they both have a decent amount of life experience.

Guys in their 40s are pretty bad too. Especially the ones dating 21 year-olds.

“Surely this girl can’t look THAT much like Kendall Jen-”