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$200k is a great salary, but it’s technically not “rich.” It’s upper middle class. Crazy, right? I was surprised to discover that my $100k+ salary in LA was considered “middle class.” I thought I had finally hit the big time! lol

That “Puerto Rican or Haitian” line was used often back in the 90s and 2000s, eh?

I got teary when Joe revealed the treehouse to Pee Wee! What a wonderful movie.

No waaaaay. I can’t beliiiieeeve it.

LOL OH MY GOD

heeeeere we go

Latinos just fucking love hot cheetos. It should be an official part of our diet.

Kinja gave me a whopping 26 notifications of your first comment to me! It’s trippin’ tonight.

JUST LET ME DREAM!

Can’t the south just secede? -_-

Fuck this world with a giant stick.

Because you don’t have daddy issues!

My god these men sound horrible.

Wut? No nintendo.

You’re right. Ted Cruz is the one who looks evil :-O

Of course it is! This is Jezebel, after all.

He looks downright evil!

This is reaching, in my opinion. Then again, the internet always loves to reach.