For next year I propose a word limit. 

What’s up with people calling the police when they’re annoyed? They must have been the kids in their class who taddled to their teachers 20 times a day.

Indeed.

Of course she’s oblivious and thinks her life is normal — she’s the adult “golden child” of a malignant narcissist, which means she’s probably a malignant narcissist herself.

This reminds me of the time someone told me that they weren’t rich despite making over 200k a year because they lived in New York City. Wait, that was a Jezebel commenter.

“I was worried that, for my whole life, I’d sort of be under my parents shadow,  but it’s not a bad shadow to be under I guess”

The doc is great... it’s interesting to see how those aware kids, even the deeply cynical ones, are still enjoying their privileges.

I had to stop reading after the lemonade stand story. She doesn’t even realize that her father’s (probably underpaid) employees used their own hard earned money to humour her. Whaaa! It was so hard for me to have everything, when all I wanted was a street to sell lemonade that the staff made for me to sell! I know…

I cannot stand to listen to her speak. It’s so affected and calculated, every word. She tries so hard to sound innocent, yet intelligent.

Okay, but that story about Cnut the Great ordering back the sea is misinterpreted. He wasn’t actually being arrogant and entitled, he was...

Plutonium costs too much?

So, in other words, she’s an entitled cnut.

Her plastic surgery couldn’t fully reconstruct the Trump butthole mouth, they all speak in a forced, painful way because their mouths don’t seem to stretch wide enough to speak properly. I’m not kidding.

There’re a lot of words that can describe this “thing” I, and I’m sure a vast many others, grapple with - this “thing” that our government is full of leaders that are so far removed from the reality of their constituents, but yet honestly think they’re doing a good job - but the easiest descriptor for me to use is…

This slander is not true. She comes from the best family with the smartest brains, smartest genes, and the smartest wardrobes. Please stop harassing the most beautiful and very tremendously brilliant Ivanka.

Somebody get him some weed. Today fuckin sucked.

Fuck. If his prognosis does not improve, nobody better wear fucking black to his funeral. This is a man who’s lived out loud, and that is how we should pay tribute.

It never occurred to me before, but Vanessa Williams hasnt just "aged well"; she actually looks her age. And she’s gorgeous.

“I am a pretty insecure person”