He actually did get a call from the HOF but it was dropped

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

That’s a burner. So Miami doesn’t find out about the cities he’s screwing on the side

He heard they were playing Beethoven

This is all staged, that’s a professional acting dog- I heard that all the dogs from the Air Bud movies are Brooks’ Brothers.

A gold star to any team that does Who, What, I don’t know, Why, Because, Tomorrow, Today, and I Don’t Care.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.

This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.

They have the two of the three oldest players in baseball, in Bartolo Colon and RA Dickey, at a combined 85 years old. If you replaced them both with players that are 30.4 years, the average drops by a full year. Drops them to “only” 6th oldest. Replace them with their next two oldest on the 40-man, and the average is…

ugh, this place has really humped the shark

Tonight - Canadiens @ Red Wings

He looks like a Menace.

Skittles, Starbursts, Rolos, Snickers, Mars bars, Twizzlers, Almond Joys, Kit Kats and oh, how he loved Reese’s Pieces.

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

No shit. Manhattan College is in the fucking Bronx.

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

Like football players in the South, the UConn women’s team is getting so much campus pussy.

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

This also happened in Minnesota, but Blair Qalsh couldn’t really fault someone for pushing too far to the left.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.