Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Damn and here I thought he was varicose to making a return.

How Peter King and a thousand hot-takers across the nation read this:

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

Was the windshield tinted black?

“I don’t.”

he likes to eat diarrhea on a hot dog

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Cardinals lose their 13th game.

RIP Copa America.

If he’d come in a year earlier (‘89), this would be a lock.

Howe played in parts of five different decades, a mark that will never ever be broken.

It’s comforting to see the courts finally deciding that striking women is not OK.

“Get ready to shred, brah!”

On the plus side, the team now knows where to find a quality Fwd: FW: FWD:

[are completely bereft of surprise]

“What happened to this society,” Payton asked, slowly shaking his head. “It’s all guns, guns, guns now, when all this stuff could easily be handled by implementing a system of bounties.”

So that’s why we rarely see Brees in the shotgun.

Who Gat