Always so fucking negative. What about all the economic benefits the games created? Not a single mention, not one.

Moon Olympics starting 2028. Every Olympic country has to chip in to construct the venues, and we can keep holding it there every four years and just tell people that now it’s on a different part of the moon that they’ve never seen before. Practically pays for itself.

I await the Jim Irsay-John McAfee road trip movie.

I can’t wait to take my own kids to Cooperstown just like my Father took me and show them the plaques of all of the great players...and Trevor Hoffman and Omar Vizquel.

My brother’s ex-wife is the only person I’ve met who eats kiwi skin, which wouldn’t normally be that weird, except she is the pickiest eater on earth. In the five years or so that I knew her, all I ever saw her eat was sushi and chicken (boneless, skinless breast only) and fruits and vegetables, which made the whole…

the unpopped popcorn things

He pitched for the Red Sox?

The wins of a Jerry Reuss? The career ERA of a Dock Ellis? The strikeout total of a Mickey Lolich? The critical thinking of a Ted Nugent? What’s not to like?

What do we want?!

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

criminalizing HIV transmission is actually a huge part of why the disease is such a social stigma. It’s sort of circular logic, isn’t it? And it’s lead to situations where people are sent to prison for spitting on law enforcement when HIV positive. Seriously.

Got it.

Imagine how disgusted all of his hookers must get when he’s rutting around on top of them. The stench of throat nuggets coated on Campbell’s cream of shit soup surely deserves an extra c-note, right?

If you are a penguin and feeling suicidal, please call 1800-226-8359. That’s 800-CAN-TFLY.

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

One in hole!

It’s always been scary to be a poc, but now white supremacists feel they have more power because of trump and can act against poc with impunity.

Is it too early to call it that this dude is going to be this decade’s Hitler? This guy truly scares me simply because the stupid media is giving him coverage. You’d think they’d have learned with Trump. Then again, who knows what the media wants these days. Maybe it’s all about White Power at this point in history.…

What a pathetic hill to die on. If they boycotted because a rapist(s) went unpunished, that would be awesome. I’d even happily accept boycotting a game because they don’t get paid. But to boycott in support of rapists?