If Carl Weathers plays himself and teaches the Mandalorian how to get a stew going, I will forgive The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi for everything I disliked about them.

We already had a great 80s action parody minus 4th wall breaking (the deadpool glut is coming.) In The Last Action Hero.

Basically for all the people who didn’t read this I didn’t like his comment as I found it inflaming the issue and completely unnecessary and an impediment to progress.

No, the claim was that there was no bias in the search engine and its results. That may be a lie, but a smart person would want to look at how the search engine works, and a dumb person would want to look at social media accounts. Let me know when the liberals convince you.

Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3

What would be great, is if the arresting officers were hit with that “Acting in a manner injurious to a child” charge. 

For a double bill showcasing the worst of 2018's toxic nostalgia, creative bankruptcy, and fundamental slick shittiness, settle in for Ready Player One and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

Artisanal murder

She’s from Toledo, Ohio. Both the city and state are words that each contain two of the letter ‘O’. You know another place with two ‘O’s in the name? That’s right, the MOON! And do you know who has two ‘O’s in their name? Soros, as in George Soros!

One of Jamie Moyer’s rookie year teammates was Gary Matthews Sr.

Meanwhile a woman is being held in Rikers without bail because she sat on the floor in a public office.

next week, direct snap to Hicks

So true. When five time NBA Coaching champion Greg Popovich does something nobody bats an eye, but when an interim coach does it, all of a sudden he doesn’t have the benefit of the doubt.

69-yard-play : story involving Gronk :: smelly wet fart : story involving Big Ben

Six hours of “They could apply the franchise tag, orrrrr, they could apply the transition tag. Franchise tag or transition tag. Which would be better? We’ll take your calls right after this word from My Pillow.”

I’ve never tried cocaine in my entire life.

Someday, God willing...

I know it’s just an intern who typed it, but I like to imagine it’s the entire organization owning Darren Rovell. And that brings me so much joy.

Well, that's still a step above you.