What would be great, is if the arresting officers were hit with that “Acting in a manner injurious to a child” charge. 

For a double bill showcasing the worst of 2018's toxic nostalgia, creative bankruptcy, and fundamental slick shittiness, settle in for Ready Player One and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

Artisanal murder

She’s from Toledo, Ohio. Both the city and state are words that each contain two of the letter ‘O’. You know another place with two ‘O’s in the name? That’s right, the MOON! And do you know who has two ‘O’s in their name? Soros, as in George Soros!

One of Jamie Moyer’s rookie year teammates was Gary Matthews Sr.

Meanwhile a woman is being held in Rikers without bail because she sat on the floor in a public office.

next week, direct snap to Hicks

So true. When five time NBA Coaching champion Greg Popovich does something nobody bats an eye, but when an interim coach does it, all of a sudden he doesn’t have the benefit of the doubt.

69-yard-play : story involving Gronk :: smelly wet fart : story involving Big Ben

Six hours of “They could apply the franchise tag, orrrrr, they could apply the transition tag. Franchise tag or transition tag. Which would be better? We’ll take your calls right after this word from My Pillow.”

I’ve never tried cocaine in my entire life.

Someday, God willing...

I know it’s just an intern who typed it, but I like to imagine it’s the entire organization owning Darren Rovell. And that brings me so much joy.

This reminds me of a quote post-election by David Mascriota, about his hometown in Indiana:

“The soft racist gets along with his black and Latino coworkers, waves to the Arab neighbors, and gives a friendly greeting to the parents of color at his child’s school, but all the while he feels that America is his country.…

Donald Trump, a harrumph that somehow attained nominal sentience and the Presidency, seen here at the funeral for former President George H.W. Bush on Wednesday . . .

I want trump to die more than anything.

“You like sugar on your grits.”

Agreed, but Jr’s insufferable douchebag arrogance through this whole thing, combined with the fact he is a complete fucking idiot who should be pumping gas for a living, has really made me want experience the shadenfreude that would come with his ass being behind bars.

Also an American:

Well, that's still a step above you.