This is the most logical thing about this entire story.

That article left out the best part:

Simon & Simon!

Wow, pretty cool. I would love to jump off that thing into the water.

I’m not going to lie, your first sandwich out of a new jar will probably be a bit oily. And no matter how carefully you stir, you’ll probably slop oil on down the sides. But after that things seem to stabilize, and a quick stir will get you a solid consistency. But here’s something I’ve tried that’s helped. When I…

While the peanut butter is at room temp, I use a knife to pull up the thicker layer of peanut butter and carefully mix in the top layer of oil. Once the mixture has some cling, you can really dig down — without making a mess! — and scrape away that thick layer at the bottom of the jar. Stir everything up, pop it in…

3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, big dining room, big kitchen, bonus room/man cave, big back yard, 2 car garage, 14 hours from NYC. $1100 month mortgage.

We actually officially lost it on 11/8.

This is my response to all the old white folks in my family who voted for Trump:

Like most injured Dolphins, they will probably just can him.

But you are so intelligent for picking a losing candidate, you big genius you!

Democracy is beautiful.

I’m excited to understand that entire sentence.

You maybe can’t guarantee your kid the relatively easy life that we’ve enjoyed (up to, oh, mid-January 2017) but good people having kids teaching them what is right and necessary to do is a pretty important thing for us progressives to do. Just make sure you don’t have any Berniebros.

Wow... I bet all those “Never Hillary” morons are so glad that their vote didn’t count and Hillary won the election anyway...

Chiming in on what others have said, but since Briles is a public figure he will have to prove actual malice, meaning that Baylor knowingly spread false information about him or acted with reckless disregard of whether it was false or not.

“Double bonus points for the fact that he’s still probably good.”

‘Unwanted’ and ‘unwanted at the asking price’ are different.

Gonna be a real tough road to the playoffs. JPP has had a really good season, and has been the best player on the Giants’ D, hand down.