Goddamnit, is baseball good or isn’t it? Ten minutes ago, we were led to believe it was “cucked.”

I don’t think he’s in any rush to sign anywhere. I think he’s wanting to sign at a latter day

Wait, who said this was Westworld’s big twist? I don’t even think it was top 5 in terms of big twists. In order of things that I think were a bigger twist:

You gave up on the Bears right after they won the NFC and played in a Super Bowl?

I think he ends up in Canada. Which will provide enough hot takes to melt to polar ice caps.

The punishment is fair, if you ask me. I wore a similar outfit recently, and got told to “please stop vaping,” and “remain at least 500 yards away from the elementary school.”

That man deserves a present.

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

This might be the most hipster paragraph ever:

Balthazar? Axel? Afton? That’s quite enough now, please stop.

From Brazil: the sadness is overwhelming down here. Chapecoense was the cinderella story of the year in Brazilian football, and nearly everybody, no matter the team they are a fan of, was pulling for them. This was their best season ever and they had a very real shot at taking the Sudamerica Cup. Of the six survivors,…

“Of course the Holocaust received a perfect score”
-Also Steve Bannon

(((cums)))

If it were me, I’d take my family off this planet on a long vacation through the Solar System. I would need a break from all of...this.

Your team was created in 1997. You haven’t even put in your dues to have the right to oppose anything.

Yah yah yah, it’s funny because it has the word “come” in it. Real mature

this is an insane take

That reminds me, I need to get a flu shot.

God I’m gonna miss Barry O

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…