That baseball analogy is spot on. Can I use it, if I tell my mom that I lifted it from Not Enough Day Drinking?

FACT

This reeks of the same forced witness statement horseshit by prosecutors as in the Curtis Flowers’s case in GA.

Glad we are both on the same page as to how you feel.

I don’t want to just assume you are mocking her for being “brave” because she stayed with him for 13 years, but can you clarify? Because leaving an abuser anytime is the bravest thing, and I applaud the fuck out of her for speaking out.

So, let’s guess. One month suspension with full pay - a nice little vacation! - followed by reassignment to desk duty for a year. Back on the roads in no time to give those “thugs” some southern justice!

I hope someone outs this prick’s name.

Fuck off Rusty. That’s just false equivalency and you well know it.

So these games are just as popular as Trump’s inauguration. Got it.

Edith is on to something here. And think of all the lampshades we could make!

What’s the over/under on Russian poisoning of Mueller/Mitchell/’Murca?

You’re being shitty - can you at least admit that? To start a post talking about how you found 5 other brands exhibiting at NRA’s Annual Meeting, but staunchly refusing to share, is wretched behavior.

Watch ‘The Good Place’ instead, sheeple!

I used to work at a private gym in Chicago back in college many years ago. R. Kelly would rent it out occasionally, late at night, and invite a bunch of folks. And some young girls. I heard things but never saw anything myself.

They’d be better off making athletes piss in heat-sealed cellophane wrap. Would give FSB total wrap rage.

Oh, 90% at least. It was the first thing that crossed my mind reading this post.

Fuck these Snitcherdoodles

Holy shit @ that Dasha photo sitting in that chair. What the fuck is wrong with these walking-talking-shitholes?

Resigning USA Gymnastics board member Bitsy Kelley would like a word with you.

Tasti, did you really read Simmons’s article today and emphatically nod with each subsequent lazy take?