Maybe a fluffy little cotton tail?

I love this piece! As a human of the woman persuasion, I have encountered multiple iterations of the denizens of The List. Until this moment, I was unable (or unwilling/too lazy) to articulate my specific qualms about said denizens but, luckily, you've done it for me! Thank you. I shall now carry a checklist and…

I think we should go with "Fyre in Ye Olde Lyones" just because.

Just don't flip the "i" and "o" cause a fire in your lions might be less appealing :)

I'm assuming they're going with the "tinder-fire-burning-burninglovelustdesire" theme. Understandable, but boring and un-funny.

They should have spelled it "Tender" - SO much funnier :)

Message me your name and I'll give you a look :)

I wrote something earlier so I'll keep this short - I've had a very similar experience. I've been online dating for about a millennia (Internet time) and it's always been like that for me. If I put up more pictures with my boobies on prominent display, the traffic might increase but likely the creepers would…

I've asked myself that question SO many times. Online dating has been an oddly mixed bag for me and the current landscape is more wasteland than pastoral. I've been wondering about those of us who are older (I was around for Yahoo personals) and how we're kind of stuck between wanting real time dating and migrating…

I used to get annoyed but when I remember how uncomfortable traveling is for me (a grown ass person who can figure out what's going on), I shut my mental pie hole. If cabin pressure, uncomfy ears, and all the noise/smells/general ick make ME itchy, imagine a wee one who doesn't understand, and is scared and unhappy.

According to this (http://fivethirtyeight.com/datalab/anothe…), there is confusion around exactly how many civilians are killed by police/law enforcement because of inconsistent, incomplete, or nonexistent reporting. I fit no profile of any law enforcement anywhere (mid 40s, woman, white-ish) and I'm terrified of the…

Let's be honest. Given the demographical cross section of mainly women and people who would be interested in this kind of survey, probably 90% of Oregon respondents were yoga instructors. It was practically inevitable that we were most grateful for yoga. [Sigh]

I almost blew something through my nose but I wasn't drinking anything.

That's true, but Lincoln was a Republican. The parties essentially swapped platforms between 1860 and 1930 (see http://www.livescience.com/34241-democrat…). The Democrats were the party of the Old South before that switch.

A shrimp-free bunny world? [runs shrieking from the room....or into the room....or out of the room.....arghhghh]

No, he didn't. That mass of tissue he calls a brain is suspended in a chemical bath in an isolation chamber in a top secret location. From there, he controls a myriad of incredibly lifelike robots (including the one we're most familiar with), all designed to lull us into believing he's human.

Maybe this is also the hell dimension of the world with no shrimp? Or the world of bunnies...furry evil bunnies....

Nope, Blood of the Lamb is the bathing liquid of choice for this crowd. Follow that up with some lightly seared Body of Christ and you're set for Eternity!

I work in a women's prison and there are male CO's supervising female inmates in both facilities. There are also female CO's supervising male inmates, both during Intake and in other facilities. Both situations present challenges, but they aren't unworkable. If this prisoner is covered by the law, it seems that we…

There are multiple, multiple reasons why people can't/won't perform oral sex. Obviously, for slut-shameless, a beej is no big deal (I enjoy them also). But for some folks it is and that's okay. We know zero about their relationship, or either of them, beyond "she won't blow me," so without her side of the story, it…