There is a house rep named Kate Porter
I’m not ‘shamed to say I adore her
It bears some repeating
She gave Mark a beating
Unlike any of our reps before her

Wait, wait, wait. You were so close to stating your totally valid point as a limerick! SO close!!

I feel like it would turn my boobs into two disobedient obese housecats who keep running off into inconvenient directions when I need them to sit still.

What a creative way to save taxpayer money! Other things that are not real and therefore do not require time and/or effort:

Also one for REALLY MAKING SURE to not rush into any wars.

We absolutely need to have better systems in place to support vets who come back from the war carrying the enormous mental, emotional, and physical scars of combat.

Yours wasn’t at all sexy.

Kids are stupid and it’s unbelievable how many of us make it to adulthood.

I rebuke this

This is the truest truth. I actually come easier and much harder from vaginal intercourse. But if a guy doesn’t attempt, without prompting, to mouth schuck my giggle oyster I'm pretty much done.

I hope she just literally peed on him because he’s the worst.

Overly simplistic. Guns obviously play a major role, especially in regards to how many people can be killed in a short time. But the idea that toxic masculinity, bullying, mental health, and misogyny do not play vital and critical roles in these tragic events exposes a bias and agenda that time and time again have…

Margaret Atwood was on point when she said,

My response to the haters trying to silence me for sharing my story.

I am in my late 30s and I’m a fat chick. Too old and too fat for the win!

I thought this was a Burning Man story for a minute.

Isn’t there a video where a baby stops crying when he holds her? and then he gives the smuggest smile to Michelle Obama

But if you don't brag about him on Facebook does he really even exist?

I will be taking credit for Prince Eric, whom Kelly and I fought over like his was the last dick on earth. (And by that I mean we disagreed on what his penis looks like.)

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