This was my thought as well. I mean, I’m aware that Hyundai has some SUVs named Santa Fe and Tucson but I couldn’t describe either of them to you.

Aye, I couldn’t tell you the difference between those two and the 5 million other anonymous lifted SUV’s on the road anymore. They are for the most part generic and unexciting.  Hyper alert gearhead enthusiasts don’t get their interests up over this sort of thing.

“...to enjoy the mild confusion I’d sow among gearheads (at least the hyper-alert ones).”

I’m not gentle with phones, but I’m not especially hard on them either, and so far it’s still pristine. I have a case on it, which always helps. 

David, take your phone to a cell phone repair shop and have them check the internals.

Can we all take a moment to appreciate just how well this image summarizes the entire article?

And he still won’t learn his lesson. He obviously sucks at fixing cars and keeps buying shitty cars and working on shitty cars.

I’ll tell you how to do it. Commit to a 992 cup car. Commit to a year in IMSA Porsche Cup. Do that, then you can buy a GT3. Its not cheap, but it is easier to get one.

It’s that new-age math he learned from the fancy school.

Where did you get 4 mpg difference between this and the seltos?

*laughs in GX*

Of all your bad takes, and you issue a good number of them, this is definitely one of the worst.

Sure guys a dick. But a 15 year ban seems a little harsh, especially if it's a first offense.

Looking forward to all the fanboys pointing to Jalopnik’s coverage of this crash as evidence the site is hopelessly biased against Grumman.

You need the right house and the right purple.

GT3 car, with (admittedly extensive) modifications for Pikes Peak = “Continental GT3 Pikes Peak”. Seems passable so long as the GT3 car was the starting point.

stunning someone can get paid to write bullshit like this. truly, truly, stunning. 

Just stop. The US is global presence and it was a valid question. That shaved orangutan fucked up a lot of things due to his hubris and incompetence while in office. We’ll be cleaning his mess up for years.

because Toyota actually thinks long-term, not just the next quarter

Not good. That's why they have so many spare chips.