So personal responsibility has no value to you? 

Lol wtf is this attitude? In my opinion, the thing that made Jalopnik special was the community and the conversation with the readers. Your combativeness doesn’t really lend to continuing a conversation. 

Boat people - is this actually a good idea?

I have been educated, thank you!

Who shit in your cocoa puffs? 

Tell me how Greenland is as a country...it’s on my list of places to visit

I had a Volvo S40 - similar to the one in the image, except pre-facelift. Safe and slow - but had style to boot. Not the hardest to work on either - I replaced the engine after the head gasket went.

Honestly. What are these shit ass articles. He would have us driving beigemobiles.

Is that a rugged one?

Samsung galaxy S8 active. Nice.

986 boxster. anything longer than 2.5" means that the wife either carries it, or she stays home. I’m talking storage boxes, lumber, carryons, etc.

I know the guy who built it - Dave. Been to his factory, he makes a bunch of fiberglass lifeguard towers, but likes cars so builds random things like this from time to time.

500 hp and 0-60 in 5 seconds?

That’s the thing, right? I catch typos every week on this site. And despite my unabashed self promotion, they haven’t hired me yet. damn!

Man. I wish there was still a dirt section.

Only grievance I have is - not less than $20, not precision, no assembly, not motorized still equals craftsman? I would say that’s prime HF

it all started with geoff...

I have a ‘98 boxster, 100k miles. Getting near a clutch job, needs a new starter.

I haven’t really been enjoying Jalopnik lately - doesn’t seem to always have the latest news, doesn’t seem to have the personality it once did. Autoplaying videos suck.

i hate this slideshow format