The facial expression is dead on.

If you flaunt those toned abs next door in Agoura, though... that’s a paddlin’.

I would absolutely LOVE to hear someone’s argument for why a young woman rubbing worms all over her vagina is a Powerful Feminist Statement.

I hear you. When I got mine, my wife took one look at it and the following conversation ensued:

The tides go in, the tides go out.

Thank you for highlighting the actual best part of the article.

The secret is to replace butter with “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Phenazapam”.

So here’s the thing:

Fenn claims that his treasure is accessible because he claims he himself, an eighty-something-year-old man with illness, hid it personally so therefore it must be accessible. Yet he’s also the one who released the ‘poem’ supposedly full of all the ‘clues’ that have led astray all these gullible…

I saw a woman with a Pomeranian at the grocery store yesterday! And a guy with a little floofy dog just walked it casually into a restaurant after me, which had the same self-serve bar set-up. I just don’t get it!

Ex-professional dominatrix here. I had a few findom clients but chose not to focus my practice around it. I found that the guys can be REALLY high maintenance. People often think findom is an easy, no effort way to make money (a mistake people make about sex work in general) but it is NOT.

same. Reminded me of ‘Elephant Man, The Musical’ from the film The Tall Guy. Couldn’t believe it wasn’t tongue-in-cheek.

I like eggnog, but one of the many things I wasn’t told about getting older, along with the fact that I would cry when I saw my first gray pube, is that it’s common to become lactose intolerant

Holy shit, I just posted this comment pretty much word-for-word. Weird for a preview to The Last Jedi; I was not the only person snickering with nervous, awkward energy as the trailer wrapped up. We were all very uncomfortable. It fit right in with the over-the-top, saccharine short films for Coca-Cola that usually…

I respectfully disagree: if you’re a person who enjoys looking at Hugh Jackman’s face expressing rapturous delight and some earnest smoldering, it’s great. If you also enjoy looking at Hugh Jackman in a ringmaster outfit (spoiler alert: you FUCKING WILL), it’s worth the price of admission. Zendaya is flawless. 3-4 of…

Because I’m a nerd, I went and looked up how old BT Barnum was supposed to be in reality when all this shit happened? At least 20 fucking years older! That’s what everyone wants to see: an older dude trying to bang two 20 year olds in tights while his wife sighs and looks wounded that her husband is a tremendous…

Lactaid eggnog is really good, and one of the few that uses sugar instead of HFCS.

Bring back D.B COPPER.

Great gig

Thanks for the vote of support! For the record, I am not a woman (trans/nonbinary) though I was assigned one at birth. ;)

I’m screaming.