As parents, what you did was show your daughters that some abuse is okay and the abuser’s feelings and life journey and the harmony of the family unit are more important than you and your trauma. A little bit of abuse being okay basically preps them for a lifetime of abuse. Because it’s always going to be “a little…

If you really have to be told not to put an industrial strength adhesive in your hair you shouldn’t be left alone with a glass of water.

“When I got home, Prince was staring into space and I asked him if he wanted to hang out. As if on cue, as soon as I stopped talking, he winced a slow wince that started with his left eye and spread to his right.”

I work in a five star hotel and casino in las vegas. I scrub floors, shampoo carpets, take out trash, so on and so on. and I have chronic asthma.

While that’s true, the fact that he’s putting his tell all behind a paywall rather than talking to a journalist (I have no doubt Ronan would take his call) is sketchy enough that it’s eating into the benefit of the doubt I might otherwise give him on this. I believe him when he says that he was raped as a child and I…

I saw Fatherless Girls at a bookstore recently.  Now I'm regretting not picking it up. 

See the thing is, I think the shoes themselves are actually quite lovely. I mean, if you were to place one of them on your coffee table, with a few sprigs of maidenhair fern in it — mwah! But there is unfortunately no human foot in existence whose presence inside the shoe would not render it a grotesquerie fit for the…

Either one: I’m honestly just impressed that this psycho went through all the trouble of getting a gun, a warehouse, an ugly man and C3PO just so he could watch me fuck one of them.  That psycho really cares for me!

It is really sad that in the 30+ years since the Jennifer Levin case, nothing has changed.

Thanks for the list! I'm looking for new stuff to read and these sound sooo good!

Because nothing says Silent Hill like a machine designed to foster deep, personal flaws and addiction.

Awesome read, especially because it reminds me of my adolescence while showing me what a similar routine was for the generation after mine. On the weekends my Dad had me in middle school, he’d pick me up from bowling league (late) and then drop me off at the mall with money for quarters/tokens so he could go back to…

It will! I broke my wrist 4 months ago and I’m about 90% of the way back to normal. The weakness and stiffness in my hand surprised me, but the tendons for everything run down to the wrist, so my grip strength is something I’m still working on. 

Dude...please...stop making us look at this Dr. Moreau musical.

Joule thief!

I know what the tunnels are for. They’re for the horrible luggage scheme that was so useless that it delayed the opening of the airport for at least a year. They were supposed to shoot luggage to the right place by the intelligence coded into the luggage tags without people having to be involved except at the very…

How about this one: Tom Hanks and Bill Murray are the same person. Have you ever seen them in the same room together?

I know, funny joke, haha, but that guy literally has downcast eyes (not a neck bent to check the beer), as if he’s just seen something awful and traumatic, and since he is a real person who did see something traumatic, maybe we shouldn’t be anonymous dicks to him on the internet...?

I think about the time I posted the Margaret Atwood quote here and got flamed for days from men who thought it of vital importance that I recognize that it is #NotAllMen. They cited examples of all the times they got rejected and didn’t attack anyone (of course they didn’t get rejected very often because they were…

I bet it got glowing reviews.