The exotic animal smuggling episode is my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE, not just because of the aforementioned extremely hot scene but because of the gibbon in a basketball, which is still one of the weirdest moments I’ve ever seen in a non-Twin Peaks network show and caused me to erupt into fits of giggles and cooing over the…

I got my first dose (also Pfizer) a week ago. I’m a total needle wuss but barely felt it going in. The next couple of days, my arm was sore, but not nearly as bad as it was after my flu or tetanus (ESPECIALLY tetanus; oof, that was rough) shots. I also got a headache, but I get headaches several times a week so who…

“I didn’t know this growling cornered dog wanted to be left alone!” I cry as it clamps its jaws around my ankle.

Exactly.  Rose McGowan gave a perfect statement on this shitshow where she basically said “this was not my experience but that has no basis on how he might have treated anyone before or after me” (paraphrased).

Getcha jackets on because it’s minus 45!

(CW: mention of child sexual abuse)

Best novel I read this year: Godshot by Chelsea Bieker, about a teenage girl named Lacey living in a religious commune run by a guy who claims he can end the drought that’s plagued their small town for years. Nobody is even allowed to drink or bathe in water, since that’s seen as disbelieving his claim. (They only…

He unfortunately mostly relies on guest writers these days (not 100% sure, but it might have to do with his eye issues), and although they’re good, they lack his truly inspired writing style.  Even without reading the byline, I can spot a Michael K post immediately. 

Michael K. of Dlisted is THE best celebrity gossip columnist: snarky as hell, aims zingers at those who deserve it, but is never cruel to anyone who doesn’t deserve it. Yeah, he pervs on people (particularly “Prince Hot Ginge”) but they’re always of age and he doesn’t do it in a way that makes you think the celebrity…

I quite like Tom Holland, so my issue with his casting has nothing to do with him personally; he just doesn’t work as Drake for me for the same reasons you mentioned.

“Her face is wasted on her” is just a breathtakingly awesome insult.

Why does that top pic look like a screenshot from a snuff film shot by David Lynch?

When New York magazine contacted him, he said something along the lines (I don’t have the magazine handy) “She was totally naked in Treats magazine! She was bouncing around topless in that Robin Thicke video!”

I don’t remember what semi-recent movie it was, but the main character was staying at the Chateau Marmont and when they showed his room, I was SHOCKED. I grew up in SoCal thinking the CM was the absolute height of luxury and, uh...no.

After my cancer surgery, one night I didn’t want to bother a nurse to help me to the bathroom, so I decided to pee in a (disposable!) cup and then dump it in the sink. (In my defense, I was on a LOT of morphine.) I wound up overflowing the cup and peeing on the floor and having to bother a nurse anyway. Then when I…

I’m in love! Thank you so much for sharing more pictures/stories of this gorgeous boy.

Oh.

Ohhhh, he’s gorgeous. I love all cats but Brits are my favorite breed ever since a family friend got one. So stunning and so PLUSH. I can almost feel Prince through the photos (that sounds creepy).

ME (before watching the trailer): Ryan Murphy has burned me way too many times. No thanks.

Well, of course Ellen was nice to you, Katy Perry, for you are ALSO rich and famous.  She doesn’t give two nutty turds about the poors and/or unknowns, especially if they work for her, because she thinks she owns them.