OH MY GOD. I missed this somehow. This lady should be at the top of every list.

Oh my God. The monocle. The money bag. I love this person so much. This is just delightful.

OK so you should watch the video if you’re interested, Peele is always fun to listen to, even when he’s talking factually about a movie he made, but here are the theories and his reactions.

I keep seeing “The Book of Life” (which I loved!) every time I see something about this movie.

That’s what I was saying today about Oprah (although Ryan Seacrest is useless and Oprah is amazing). She sure did foist a bunch of useless asshats onto us!

First it’s a restaurant and the next thing you know we got Rapture.

The dog went oui oui.

That the cat lives is all the motivation I need to see this movie. God, I really can’t handle it when people murder animals or use them as guinea pigs (so to speak) in science fiction/horror movies. I have to leave the room . Especially cats—I think depicting the torture or death of cats on screen reveals a vicious…

I have this and no longer have any under eye circles. Also I have a toddler that wakes me up every night at 2 am to sleep in my bed. I am also pregnant. So I should look like hell. But I promise this soothes and just helps somehow!

I will never understand how the words humanity and humane came to mean kindness and compassion when human beings are the best argument against the very existence of the concept of humanity, as we define it.

Abolish the Greek system.

An acquaintance of mine once helped a friend rescue an African Grey from a nursing home, after the owner had passed some years before, and staff had had it with taking care off the parrot. It was clear it wasn’t the most nurturing environment for a bird to be in.

We had a talking parrot when I was a kid and they are so incredibly smart. He would yell “shut the door” whenever anyone left the house and learned to count in English and Spanish from watching Sesame Street with me. His language skills were incredible and he actually adapted and learned. My mom hated him and always…

“God’s got this.”

I find it incredibly hard to put into words just how awful it would be to end DACA. I have a number of friends who have DACA and it keeps me up at night thinking about what might happen to them if DACA is taken away. The short thing is that they, along with 800,000 others will lose their job, either immediately or…

“when she saw the sign, she attempted to locate a store manager, but was unable to find one.”

Ok, that is a BAD picture of Sigourney Weaver

I learned here in the comment section to write CASH. It lets your server know that there is money there so they don’t miss it and also prevents someone from randomly accusing me of not tipping (I worked service, I never don’t tip at all).

“I will eat almost anything coated in orange dust”