MY BOYFRIEND AND I SAW HER YESTERDAY! We were at a light and he said “Hey, look at that pink Corvette!” I saw the personalized plate first, and then as she zoomed by, I saw the telltale cotton candy hair and just swooned. I felt blessed by finally seeing this icon in the flesh after living LA-adjacent for so long!

It’s an old movie and everyone knows the twist by now, but just in case:

I was pretty meh on TEW, but the sequel is MUCH better.  They fixed a lot of the major problems with the first game, not least of all making Sebastian a much more interesting character.  He was very “cardboard” in the first one, so I never really related to him, but in TEW2 he’s more fleshed out and you care about his…

I totally did NOT catch that!  Okay, the meta-ness makes it better.

I watched this movie yesterday and I’m really baffled by the hype. Sure, the music scenes are great, Rami Malek was good (but nomination-worthy?!?), and I appreciated the attention paid to Freddie Mercury’s love of cats...but the rest was meh. One scene in particular made me cringe: when a producer was trying to talk…

I will forever stan Octavia Spencer because not only did she come to the Red Cross shelter where I was staying after the wildfires last year, BUT when I thanked her on Twitter a couple weeks later, she sent me a lovely message asking how I was doing.

Went to a dive bar in Culver City to see a friend’s band play, drank so many cheap amaretto sours I lost count, and woke up in a motel room the next morning with absolutely no idea how I got there. The first thing I saw upon opening my crusted-together eyes was the blindingly white ass of the undernourished singer as…

Okay, thank you!  It would have been even funnier (and, in my case, more relatable) if she actually had way more free time while her laundry was being done for her and STILL didn’t do a thing.

Okay, indulge me here because I was confused.  How was Abbi’s laundry done in an HOUR?  It takes me at least 2 to wash and dry a small to medium sized load.  Does NYC have some sort of magical uber-dryer that the rest of us don’t?

Power couple

Before going to Japan the second time, I bought (on purpose) a shirt online that said, in Japanese, “These words mean nothing!” and it was a massive hit over there.

That “what if your father raped someone” question is absolutely fucking disgusting. I know the lawyer was just doing her job etc but JFC.

Not heartless at all! We both felt intense guilt, even though we knew we shouldn’t, just because it was our (well, my ex-roommate’s) call to have a beloved pet put to sleep. I know that when I had to have my own cat put to sleep several years ago (kidney disease, but otherwise same situation in that he was elderly and…

I have, in the past, had some notoriously awful taste in men but wanting to fuck TED BUNDY?!? A serial killer/rapist/necrophile? Sure, why not. Let’s just start a Tinder-esque dating service for people who want to bang, oh, Edmund Kemper. He’s still alive, right?

Huh! I had no idea someone could be allergic to Neosporin. I have terrible allergy attacks every few weeks and no idea what causes them, but unfortunately I got laid off last November and the government sponsored health insurance I’m on in the meantime basically only covers life or death emergencies. Once I get proper…

I hope they always remain friends!

Cosigned.

THIS x1000. One of my ex-boyfriends, before the first time he went down on me, was bragging about how he made women see stars when he went down on them and afterwards I was like (in my head, I’m not THAT mean) “Stars? More like a quick sparkle.”

I’m reading Scrublands by Chris Hammer, in which a priest guns down several members of his church after being accused of sexual abuse.  A year later, a journalist comes to town to do an anniversary piece on the tragedy, and new facts come to light.  I picked it up because I’ve seen it compared to Jane Harper’s work…

YES!  Someone with Photoshop:  make it happen please