Not a lot of bonuses to being laid off, but one of them is that I was able to click on that slideshow and then laugh myself sick for about ten minutes straight. The woman in bed grabbing the dude’s schvantz! The look on her face reminds me of an ex who used to wake me up by bumping his boner into my leg and I’d just…

Oh no

I was a massive goody-goody so I only got in trouble three times in my entire school career (college included): for playing hooky during “sports day”, for reading It during home ec (no wonder I still can’t cook), and...for saying “guts”.

I cried when my horse died in Red Dead Redemption 2 so I can only imagine how rough it is to lose a REAL one. I wish Lady Gaga lots of love and peace.

Hello, alive girl. I have attached a photo of my organ of reproduction. Please look upon it and become physically aroused as an alive girl would.

Same here.  I love the manga and can’t wait to watch Promised Neverland with my partner.  He hasn’t read it and knows nothing about it, so I’m looking forward to seeing his reaction to assorted reveals.

Seconding MegaBlastoise’s recommendation for Promised Neverland.  The manga is unbelievably dark and tense; every single volume I’ve read has had at least one gasp-out-loud moment.  It’s like a really fucked up fairy tale.

Ugh...yes, I did miss that.  Obviously not excusing what he said, but I know I had a really dismal phase where I said some horrible shit that I deeply regret now, so hopefully he really has grown up and realizes that was some serious garbage.

Port-a-Pottykey

Blue Suede.  There are a few lines in there but the one I’m specifically referring to is the “toothless” one.

Vince Staples is certainly not unproblematic—-I’m no prude but one song in particular has a lyric that made me clutch my pearls and grind them into a fine powder the first time I heard it—-but he’s been rightfully ripping R. Kelly to shreds for a long time. They should have interviewed him, or at least gotten…

Hey, I didn’t say I agreed with the phrasing!  :)

Yes, when the tentacle sex is consensual.  (There’s a sentence I never thought I’d type.)

JFC, these look like Silent Hill monsters or something from a serial killer’s basement. I’ve seen more appetizing dog barf.

Man, I wish I wasn’t on a marijuana fast (looking for a job, figured I’d better stay clean in case there’s a drug test) because this looks like prime weed watchin’ material.  I didn’t see all of it, but I caught the unicorn and lion.  I didn’t have any guesses on them myself but saw two excellent guesses:  Nicole…

Well, if you thirst for Venom, head on over to Archive of Our Own and read allllllll the Venom fanfic you could possibly handle.  It taught me the phrase “consentacles”.

I read that line and laughed my ass off. I live just outside of LA in a 660 square foot apartment and my rent is $1300 A MONTH, which is about as cheap as I can find in this area without living in a complete shithole/really awful area.  I got laid off last month from my job of 19 years (yay, happy holidays!!!!) and…

I TOTALLY THOUGHT TROYE SIVAN but thought maybe I just had him on the brain because I’ve had his album on repeat for the last week.  Thank you for making me not feel alone.

Shrayber. His Twitter handle is @MShrayber. I follow him but he doesn’t tweet super often. He’s missed around here, even though he wrote that article that traumatized me. (You all know the one.)

He’s on Twitter!  @MShrayber