Shopping for candy sounds like a dream job! And getting Take5s? You did the Lord’s/Mouse’s work.
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As is good and proper!
TAKE 5. Pretzels, peanut butter, AND caramel? Get in my mouth, you magnificent bastard(s, because no way I’m eating just one)!
RULE OF ROSE?!? Be still my heart!
I dressed up as Jessie from Team Rocket one year for work and nobody, I mean NOBODY, knew who I was. I was carrying a giant stuffed Meowth! There were people with small children! IT WAS A GOOD COSTUME
I have no interesting Halloween stories so I’ll just share this tweet, which sent me into such a howling laughter fit upon first seeing it that I had to flee my cube and go be hysterical in an empty conference room.
The one time I took Ambien, I had an extremely lively conversation with my bedspread. Considering some of the other shit I’ve heard happening to people on Ambien, I feel quite lucky! Zzquil for me from now on.
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW.
Gahhhhhhhhh, Jojo! Lay off the hair bows for awhile, I’m noticing tension alopecia!
Unfortunately, I think the only surefire way to diagnose ovarian cancer is a CA-125 blood test, but as my experience shows, a yearly pelvic exam can definitely help. I don’t think I would have been diagnosed otherwise until it was much too late, and it was Stage 3 as it was, so I got VERY lucky. (Which sounds weird…
When the scissors came out I was like “Nah, she won’t...oh Jesus...AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH” and reflexively clutched at my suzy.
I saw this movie mentioned somewhere and read the Wikipedia synopsis and legitimately couldn’t sleep for a couple of days without chemical assistance. It made me despair.
I’m so sorry about your friend. It’s an awful disease, and I’m so grateful to still be here 22 years later.
Thank you. 22 years cancer free!
I was diagnosed with Stage 3 ovarian cancer in my twenties, and the only reason I was is that I went to the gynecologist for the first time (yes, I know; please, everyone, learn from my fail) and when she was doing the pelvic exam, she noticed my uterus seemed unusually large. I wound up having surgery, as they…
My mom had this paperback out from the library and the cover scared the FUCK out of me. God love her, she made a fake cover out of a brown paper bag so I wouldn’t have to see it, but just knowing it was there frightened me, so one night I snuck out to the living room, ripped the real cover off, replaced the paper bag…
It is strange to see her without her trademark red lipstick, but I know there was some kerfuffle when she was seen at an event with really made-up brows and neutral lipstick (I think it was a couple of years ago, but not sure) and she still looked like herself. If I had been shown this picture and asked who it was, I…
What in the fresh Heidi Montag hell is this?!?