Between that and his disrespectful comments about having to think about his dead father while having sex with her/how “tight” she is, I’m basically standing outside her house doing this:

Re: your last sentence:  that’s about all the Tangerine Mussolini and I have in common at this point.

It’s in my top 5 for sure!  I wish I knew where it came from, but lacking such knowledge I will just assume it was a gift from the GIF gods.

Oh nooooo! But...but at his age, this means he’ll probably die in prison!

The principle of the thing, I’m assuming.

I used to have a coworker who was OBSESSED with all things Twilight and, upon the release of 50 Shades of Grey, proceeded to tell me about its origins as Twilight fanfic and asked if I thought she could file a lawsuit for “wrongful use” against E.L. James on Stephenie Meyer’s behalf. Thinking she was joking, I laughed…

Considering that the only celebrity I can think of who got famous at a young age and seemed to grow up without incident is Jodie Foster, I agree.

I saw this on ONTD the other day and it made me really sad. There were a couple of other videos people posted and it’s quite clear he’s on SOMETHING. (One of the other videos showed him in an interview and he was clenching his jaw and grinding his teeth the whole time. I’m no drug expert—-have never tried anything…

I VERY highly recommend Paul Feig’s books Superstud and Kick Me, both of which are laugh-out-loud funny.  I was reading Superstud late at night and began doing that kind of laugh where it almost sounds like you’re barking, and my then-roommate got so pissed off at me.  (Which, okay, is fair, but I lost plenty of sleep…

My god, that is...that is just...hmmm.

Not original to me, but unfortunately I can’t remember where I first heard it (probably Twitter) so I don’t know who to credit!

See my update!  IT’S RIVETING.

Okay, it downloaded! Feast your eyes on all this HOT JOJO SILWA GOSS.

I gotcha covered (oh god, I swear pun was not intended)! The Los Angeles County library system has a wide variety of magazines you can read online, and J-14 is inexplicably one of them. They’re having a bit of a server problem right now so I wasn’t able to download it, but here’s the cover for all your Jojo needs.…

Dead Rising had dildos too!  (I think only the 2nd one, but I’m not sure on that.  I just remember bonking a slot machine playing zombie in the head with one.  It was not happy.)

I keep randomly thinking of bits here and there and just choking up HARD.  The three scenes that keep coming back to me are Koko the gorilla, “I like you too, my dear”, and most of all, the scene during the credits where he is receiving an award and they bring up a child, now grown, he sang a song with on his show. 

Judy GREER, not Grier ! I try not to be a pedantic asshole on these things (and admittedly often fail) but she’s been a longtime favorite of mine.

Pretty much, yes! The flavor doesn’t last long, though.

LOL! Well, at least she looks slightly ashamed of her easy payday.