With you on that last item.  I have not liked Bob Saget since that horrific joke he made about his infant daughter.  (I will add here that I have a pretty sick sense of humor, so if I was offended...it was bad.)

God, I hate those ads. One of my favorites was...I dunno, some C-list actress holding a box of protein bars and looking at the back. Okay, fine, but she was holding her hand in an unnatural position so that the name of the product was perfectly framed between her fingers. Why GOSH, did she get paid to do that,…

Thank you!  I think I need to track this down.

Okay, that anime sounds amazing and also familiar.  Was it Legend of the Blue Wolves?  (Which was released in the US as “Hot Space Cowboys”, and I REALLY wish I were kidding)

I’m unclear on the bondage LW. Did he want to be tied up, or did the other guy want to be tied up? Perhaps there was a failure to communicate who was going to be the tie-er and who was going to be the tie-ee?

Okay, I’ll admit it, I’m an adult and I eat these almost every day.  I know making a sandwich isn’t that hard, but it’s certainly harder than tossing one of these into my bag at the beginning of the day and having a perfectly thawed PBJ sandwich by the time lunch rolls around. I work 40 hours a week, I pay my bills on…

I was kind of wondering that too, but TIME has the tape and refused to retract the article despite his demands, so I imagine they had people quadruple check the translation for fear of being sued.

My favorite perfume is Minnie Wilde Magic, which smells to me like tiger lilies, Bain de Soleil, and sunwarmed skin. It’s been discontinued, so I hoard my lone bottle.

Fuck this fucker to hell and back. I 100% believe her.

I know that indoor vs. outdoor cat discussions rarely end politely, but all I can say is I will never, ever let another cat of mine outdoors. Exhibit one of a thousand (warning: disturbing):

My partner’s mother has a MASSIVE problem with people saying “like” in this manner; she will actually twitch. When my partner’s nephews were younger, they said it every other word and she looked like she was being tased.

This tweet is...[chef’s kiss]

In one of the most recent issues of The Walking Dead (no spoilers ahead), someone in the letters column said they just named their baby boy Negan.

DAN!  I love you, but you really dropped the ball with ATB.  She needs to see her OBGYN immediately.  It could be due to any number of things, some normal (aging tends to dry a woman out, and I speak from experience) and some not.  Either way, she needs to see a medical professional.

You’re very welcome!  Obviously I can’t take credit for the video at all, aside from posting it here, but I need a mental pick me up so I’ll take it!

You’re welcome!  Too good not to share.  My favorite part is the absolute GLEE he has on his face when they hand him the first kitten.

I have Monday off, so I think I might go see this by myself with a big-ass soft pretzel with tons of mustard. It sounds like a fun and refreshing flick!

May the gods and goddesses bless you for your kindness.  Talk about above and beyond!

I just let out such a moan of horror at this story that my coworker said “You aren’t watching something...actionable, are you?”

The few times I’ve tried to wear contacts have been a goddamn nightmare. I could get them in (just barely), but getting them out was impossible; I literally just wept them out. I finally just said fuck it and resigned myself to wearing glasses for the rest of my life. I’m not vain because I ain’t that great looking to…