Blackmail is the perfect word for it. It’s got to be really hard to be the star in that scenario, because you know a lot of people will be all “ugh, what an asshole/bitch” if they turn down a fan, especially one in the military, but come on.

Agreed! Or when people post videos online asking celebrities to the prom and then getting butthurt when the celebrity doesn’t respond. I mean, we didn’t have social media when I was a young’un but even if we had, I can’t imagine ever posting something asking John Taylor to go to the prom with me and then going to the…

And CGM didn’t even call out any Kardashians by name, if I remember correctly! Well, you know what they say, a hit dog howls.

My god, is Dolly Parton holding a BEDAZZLED SAXOPHONE?!? As if I couldn’t love her more than I already do!

Ah yes. “Moby, you can get stomped by Obie/you 36-year-old baldheaded [redacted homophobic slur] blow me/you don’t know me, you’re too old, let go/it’s over, nobody listens to techno!”

If he wanted to warn someone about a bomb, he should have called theaters where The Emoji Movie was playing.

I love my apartment in most respects but the bathtub is SHIIIIIIIIIT. Too small for proper relaxation, and the sides are too narrow to hold my necessities. I go to Vegas every other year or so, and I always stay at Planet Hollywood, partly because of their location (smack dab in the middle of the Strip so I can just…

I had a picture flagged by Twitter once and it was of an Abyssinian cat wearing a sailor hat.

Dating the shiiiiiiiiiiit out of myself here, but I taped them during their HBO run back in the late 80s/early 90s and I still have the tapes and a VCR on which to watch them!

Ventura County. (The town I live in is small enough that I don’t want to get specific.)

Every delivery service I’ve checked so far has said you have to have a medical marijuana ID. This may just be in my area, though, since it seems like there are no recreational joints (heh) to be found.

I haven’t but I’ll check them out at home. Thank you!

You wouldn’t KNOW recreational marijuana was legal in California, at least not where I live. There’s not a single effing recreational store anywhere near me, and believe me, I keep checking! I’m not a heavy user—-maybe twice a year—-but dammit, I would like the option to eat some weed gummies while watching old…

You make excellent points here!

I would absolutely LOVE to hear someone’s argument for why a young woman rubbing worms all over her vagina is a Powerful Feminist Statement.

A “fun” fact: at the trial, one of the lawyers asked why the young woman didn’t scream for help when there were, and I quote, “middle class women in the building”.

I was pretty underwhelmed too, though I’ll admit to laughing my ass off during the dancing scene, and I thought it was beautifully shot and well acted. I just expected so much more considering the reviews and nominations, not to mention James Ivory’s involvement. (Maurice, the movie mentioned in the article, is one of…

Oh man, my most recent passport picture is HORRIFIC. It looks like the mug shot of a woman who was arrested for running a puppy mill. I’m not especially vain, but it actually made me tear up.

People have already replied with Music & Lyrics, but I just want to plug that movie here because it is SO CUTE. And the music is great! It has pitch perfect parodies of 80s songs (“Pop! Goes My Heart”) and Britney Spears (Haley Bennett plays a Britney-esque pop diva).

I watched the first season, and it took a few episodes to really grab me. Usually if something doesn’t grab me by the end of the first episode, I just peace out, because there’s too much shit to watch to stick with something meh, but I like Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant (hello, silver fox, come into my den plz)…