I used to be seriously addicted to Candy Crush, finally quit, was like “Ha ha, I am victorious!”...and promptly got addicted to Hidden City.

No snails were killed for your snail slime! They put them on a mesh screen and let them crawl around for a bit before putting them away and collecting the mucin. Mask without guilt!

This scene in The Evil Within 2 (dining room) made me physically nauseated. (Sorry for the disgusting preview shot, but considering the post’s title...)

God, this comment made me wince because it’s so excruciatingly accurate.

I was wondering this earlier, and this seems like the perfect post to ask: in y’all’s experience, have you noticed that male cats seem to be MUCH friendlier than female cats? I’ve been around dozens of cats in my life, and that almost always seems to be the case. Hell, I went to a cat cafe recently, and they had all…

I wouldn’t do shit except get the fuck out of the country while the Purge is going on (assuming other countries didn’t do it too). I’m sure airlines would gouge the ever loving crap out of non-domestic flights, but fuck it, I’ll pay.

Can confirm the incredible helpfulness of the employees. I got unbelievably lost while wandering around on my own in Osaka, and I was afraid I’d miss the time for meeting up with my tour group. (They were EXTREMELY strict about the times to meet; they actually left a couple of people behind to fend for themselves when…

I had never wanted to live in a trailer until I saw Wonderfalls!

Oh my heart and stars, someone else loves Wonderfalls! I felt so alone.

YES. I found my old Nokia while cleaning out some boxes and the goddamn thing STILL TURNED ON. I haven’t used it in 4 years!

I shower at night so I don’t bother washing my face in the morning aside a quick swipe with a wet washcloth to clean my eyes and (sorry) inevitable drool crust. (Exception: in summer I use a facial wipe—-Pacifica coconut water wipes are my fave rave—-since I live in Southern California and am too cheap to have the AC…

The cat’s 24-hour product diary:

Oh, Lee. Come on. You kind of opened yourself up for that question. True, it’s nobody’s business but your own (and, cough, perhaps Richard Armitage) but it was in fact relevant.

Excellent! I’ll try to track it down...thanks!

Oh man, I’ve been curious about this one, but Netflix keeps saying it’s coming out and then changing it to “Unknown”. So it’s good? I LOVE black comedies.

Oh man, thank you! Tom’s of Maine used to have a great SLS-free toothpaste that I loved because it was lemon-lime flavored (and, of course, because it was SLS-free). They discontinued it because I loved it and I just went back to the usual crap. I should check Trader Joe’s. Thanks!

In re: the alum/canker sore thing: I tried this and hated the way my entire mouth just dried out immediately and I began wincing and puckering up. My mouth probably looked like a cat’s asshole.

Oh Jesus. I once described this as “Pokemon if Ash was psychotic and Misty was sexually assaulted by her classmates and then used Togepi to kill them”.

My dad used to be pretty homophobic when I was growing up, but as he got older, he mellowed out. He even worked a booth at Twin Cities Pride (his then-girlfriend had an LGBTQ+ friendly business), which led to the infamous phone conversation where I picked up, said “Hi Dad” and he said, “What’s a bear? Like, a gay…

That detail cracked me up. What, was the other driver Tony Jaa? Did Chevy Chase make the mistake of tailgating the dude from The Raid? What even?