Yesterday I watched in horror as a woman leaned over the hot bar at the local grocery store, a small dog cradled in the crook of her arm, and FUCKING HAIR WAS VISIBLY FLOATING OFF THE DOG IN THE DIRECTION OF THE FOOD TRAYS. I love (most) animals, as long as they’re friendly, but come the hell on! If you have to bring…

Not Cadbury eggs, which I desperately love. I actually found what I was talking about...no wonder I couldn’t find it, it’s by Nestle, not Cadbury. (The bar is shaped like footballs stuck together when you unwrap it, if that makes any sense.)

Man, when I was in England a couple of years ago, Cadbury had some type of candy that looked like a purple football (“our” football, not a soccer ball) and it was the BEST. I keep looking for it at local places that carry British candy, but no luck. This, however, I can find and it is basically heaven in candy form…

No, it was something else. I remember My Sweet Audrina vividly (man, that was one hell of a twist!) and although it also has a graveyard sex scene, it’s not the one I was thinking of, which was more humorous...not that it would be hard to be funnier than MSA.

I wasn’t a teen yet, but I found my mom’s secret stash of naughty books hidden under the sink inside a cardboard box that used to hold sponges (cleaning sponges, I mean). I don’t know HOW I found them, since god knows I didn’t clean, but I did and they were quite an experience! They were Nancy Friday’s books of sexual…

Oh god. I read a LOT of YA and would like to avoid this if possible. What is it called?

If you need more fuel for your “Quentin Tarantino is a fucknut” fire, in Rose McGowan’s memoir, she talks about how QT told her he jerked off to her toenail painting scene in Jawbreaker. Lovely.

I didn’t tweet for an entire day (busy at work) and my boyfriend legitimately thought something awful had happened to me.

Man, I’m lame because I saw this and thought “What a cute tiny bowl of guacamole!” I had to read the other reply to figure out what it really was!

God, I’m so sorry you had to look at that. I would never be able to forget it either.

I’ve been on the internet since pretty much the beginning and I’ve seen some truly messed up shit, sometimes by choice (nothing illegal, I hasten to add) and sometimes completely by accident, but I have never, thank GOD, seen anything involving children. It’s not something a person just accidentally trips over, for…

I read an interesting theory once that cats tend to be associated with/symbolic of women, so it’s a way of showing violence towards women, but I don’t know if I buy that. I DO know I’m incredibly sick of seeing cats harmed in movies, especially horror movies. I think I’ve seen two horror movies where a cat actually…

Oof. I’m going to see this movie but I think I may look away during that scene.

Okay, thank you! I just didn’t want a scene of the cat being ripped in half or something horrific like that.

I haven’t seen this and definitely plan to, but I have a question for those who have.

It is WAY better than the first game. I was severely disappointed in the first one, but this one was fantastic.

It is WAY better than the first game. I was severely disappointed in the first one, but this one was fantastic.

Yes, unfortunately. I’m a casual Star Wars fan but saw it with my partner and his best friend, both of whom are HARDCORE SW fans, and they hated it too. The long walk to the parking structure afterwards was mostly silent punctuated by the occasional “What the FUCK?”

They played this trailer before The Last Jedi and it was so embarrassing I was squirming around like a kid with pinworms. There was a LOT of laughter from the audience, and the laughter was not kind. Sorry, Hugh Jackman, I’d still make the sweet love with you but I’ll take a pass on this turd.

If I could be a part of any fictional family, I would choose the Belchers!