What kind of sorcery?!? I’ll have to try that...thank you!

Do you have to have played the first Nier game to enjoy N:A?

You have done God’s work today. I’ll look for that at the store. Thank you!

I like eggnog, but one of the many things I wasn’t told about getting older, along with the fact that I would cry when I saw my first gray pube, is that it’s common to become lactose intolerant. So even though I enjoy eggnog, I have to weigh its deliciousness against the fact that a cup of it will send me racing to…

My apologies; I did not mean to misgender you, I had only read the Consumerist article so I was going by what I saw there.

I tried to embed a GIF but it didn’t work for whatever reason. It’s well worth seeing, though, and you can do so here!

I saw Britney in Vegas in 2015, and yes, she did lip sync the entire time. The tickets weren’t that expensive, though; I paid about $75. Then again, my seats weren’t great!

My vote goes to Amanda Werner for trolling the Equifax Senate hearing dressed as the Monopoly dude.

Thanks for pointing out that cats absolutely cannot be vegan. I tend to be pretty mild-mannered but someone at my college was talking about making their cats vegan and I flipped the fuck out on them. “IF YOU’RE SUCH AN ANIMAL LOVER WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR CATS, FUCKO?” You (generic “you”) can argue that people…

Cosigned. I go to a local massage school every two weeks and it only costs $30 for a full hour. I’ve been going for well over a decade and I’ve had maybe 5 massages I’d classify as terrible.

I just watched this movie last night and I was really concerned about the scene with the kitten. (I read this article when it was first posted but had forgotten about this aspect.) The scene in question is not gory, but the kitten is obviously badly hurt when handed over to a gentleman who then takes it to the vet.…

Oh god, no, not Mr. Rogers! There are many dudes I would be devastated to hear were secret creeps (most already mentioned here, but I’ll throw Mark Ruffalo into the mix), but if anything bad came out about Mr. Rogers and/or Jim Henson, I genuinely think I would lose it.

People are (justifiably) freaking out about this on Twitter, and I keep seeing this picture pop up, and it makes me want to cry. This world is determined to break my fucking heart.

Me too! Oh man, I LOVED that stuff. I bought a bottle of Britney Spears’ Fantasy just because it smells exactly like Electric Youth to me. Not sure why I’m nostalgic for such a shitty time in my life, but oh well.

The Charles Manson link goes to Apple. (Sorry to be that guy; I wanted some sweet schadenfreude about that piece of pigshit)

My favorite part is when she goes “Tsss!” at him, his ear flattens, and he reaches for the candle while staring at her. The first time I saw this I was laughing so hard that my boyfriend came running downstairs because he thought I was sobbing.

This is my favorite video of all time and I watch it almost every day.

Night showers represent! I started showering at night when I was in college because the wait in the morning for the dorm showers was insane, and I’ve never looked back. My hair looks about the same after sleeping on it (just needs a quick fluff ‘n’ brush), and I feel much better getting into bed all nice and clean.…

I’m a fan of horror books/movies but I started watching the Peppa video in the article and it really disturbed me. I’m sorry your kid had to see something like that. What the frell is wrong with the people who put this shit up?!?