Hmmm. How could it have been improved upon so that it was unequivocally shade? Maybe if she was holding the box so that side showed but she was eating cereal as if she didn’t realize what she was doing?

Is it a drag? I’m not an expert at these things (obviously).

Also, what about Mika Brzezinski’s tweet?

Let Aretha Franklin be your guide in ALL things.

Have another! My friend and I are unironically obsessed with Sondra Prill. She did a show in Tampa where she was covered in honey! Her backup dancer came out to apologize to the crowd! She is the patron saint of zero fucks given.

Here is a gift: 90s Florida public access icon Sondra Prill doing “Nasty”.

Awww, yeah! I grew up at a time when books like this were stolen from mothers and older sisters and swapped at school like baseball cards. I will always remember the goldfish scene, and (at least I think this is the one) the scene where one friend tells another one about the joys of the handheld shower head. I,…

What gorgeous dimples! Thanks for sharing. :)

I have a million! I’m the living embodiment of secondhand embarrassment.

I wish; she’s been gone for 20 years now. But (at the risk of sounding corny as all hell) I hug her every day in my mind.

“Cool story, bro” time:

Man, I wish I had the book right here so I could quote it exactly, but in the book of essays titled We Are Never Meeting in Real Life by Samantha Irby, she said something that really hit home about how it’s okay to have a job, as opposed to a career. (I tried doing a search inside the book on Amazon, and only got a…

JUSTICE FOR MERCY KARDASHIAN.

A floral sundress with sandals and a big-ass gold necklace.

I saw Caitlyn Jenner at the Calabasas Barnes and Noble recently. I was waiting in line and she walked right in front of me (not cutting, just heading elsewhere) and I did a double take. She smiled, shook her head ever so slightly as if to request I not make a big fuss (which I wouldn’t have, I despise every member of…

The local library now keeps this issue behind the circulation desk and puts a piece of cardboard in its place on the magazine rack that says “ASK AT FRONT DESK. LIBRARY CARD WILL BE REQUIRED. THE MAGAZINE WILL BE THOROUGHLY CHECKED UPON RETURN FOR DAMAGE!” They used to keep it out with a Post-It on the front saying…

That’s the one. The kitten part was, IIRC, the first thing you see. Big ol’ red flag right there.

“Some snack she has been dating”

Untraceable. Even without the cat death, I wouldn’t recommend it.

Untraceable. Even without the cat death, I wouldn’t recommend it.