Untraceable. I made the mistake of seeing it in the theater and I REALLY wish I’d walked out after the kitten scene. That was by far the worst scene in the movie to me, not just because of the obvious reasons but because it seemed much more realistic than anything else. It was just a crappy movie in general.

The best thing about The Boy is that my boyfriend and I like to sneak up on each other and whisper “Kiss...?” in a super creepy voice, a la (spoiler).

I’ll second Hush! I love horror movies where the protagonist is ACTUALLY INTELLIGENT. (The director/writer also wrote/directed Oculus, which also had refreshingly intelligent protagonists.)

Oh goddammit! I was really looking forward to today’s Shade Court because I need to read everything about Taylor Swift’s breathtakingly petty move earlier.

This is a perfect pop song and video and I will die on this hill.

Oh man, is that Brienne and Lady Mormont in the same shot?!? I can’t take it!

LACE! Oh man, that brings back memories. I would sneak my mom’s copy out of her room late at night, read by the light of my unicorn nightlight for about an hour, and then sneak it back in. (I blame this, and similar incidents, mostly involving Stephen King books, for my lifelong insomnia and shitty eyesight.) This was…

Jesus, my reading comprehension is a big ol’ fail. I’ll blame the 3-day headache on that. Thanks for the clarification!

Hmmm. I just went to her site and she has milkshakes that are obviously copying Black Tap’s idea (i.e. those enormous tooth-melters covered in candy and cotton candy and cake slices and all that shit; I mean, I don’t have a sweet tooth, I have a sweet JAW, but goddamn that’s too much for even me), so I don’t know. I…

(I assume anyone who’s gotten this far doesn’t mind spoilers, but just in case: SPOILER)

God, someone in my dorm went on a date with another student to Los Angeles (about 1 hour away from our college), they had a fight, and he fuckin’ LEFT HER THERE. This was before cell phones and Uber, and she had to take a cab to LAX and then rent a car to come back. Let’s just say that guy was persona non grata until…

I’ll leave this here:

Yes! The part where she was sobbing over her marriage falling apart and all of her people were like “I don’t know if she can go on stage like this” and she just composed herself, went on stage, and you never would have known anything was wrong if you were in that audience. My feelings on Katy Perry skew slightly…

I cannot WAIT for Vigilant Citizen’s take on this.

I was on a plane and someone was watching X-Men Apocalypse on their laptop and I was MESMERIZED by how shitty it looked. Plus why would you cover gorgeous Oscar Isaac with blue paint and prosthetics? Get an ugly actor!

“Selfie stick” would be great slang for a vibrator.

I WANTED to like the new Ghostbusters, I really did. It got so much hate thrown at it by whiny little men that I was all “HMPH, I hope it’s great, I can’t wait to see it!” and...it was just so bad. So, so bad.

Someone, somewhere, is probably jerking off to this.

My mom died when I was 25 so it’s a rather painful day for me. I do take solace in the fact that I have a terrific stepmother and I adore my boyfriend’s mom, so I send cards to them. It is INSANELY hard to find a Mother’s Day card that’s not for one’s actual mom (or wife), though. The drugstore had several slots for…

And of course some helpful online news outlet will call Patti’s comments shade, when that is just a full blast diss fest.