The moment he turned around and said “I’ve got you ma’am” to the flight attendant melted my heart. But the rest of it was absolutely horrible. One of the saddest things about the last four years is how the ahole in chief taught Americans to openly hate each other and removed the shame that previously stopped most idiot…

even in high school, we all thought a senior dating an 8th grader was pervy.

You win. Have a star. 

So I guess it was a little bit like Romeo & Juliet.

Thanks, sugar ;)

Just say no! It’s not rude. You’re not obligated to give anyone your personal information. 

18 Felonies and Counting? 

I’m more surprised Sabrina the Teenage Witch wasn’t banned in Oklahoma.

Republican’s can just seriously shut the fuck up forever.

Just.. What? I thought people were more concerned about being scratched or ruining stuff due to long claws. Plus choking hazard for the dog??

Bonus literal (not just accidentally resembling) KKK wedding dress.

With this Ferrero Rocher wedding dress you are really spoiling us.

Vera Wang's Fall Collection 2012 presents - "Goth Vagina"

I nominate this one. Someone was trying for a Renaissance type of hooded gown, they got a KKK looking thing instead.

Ladies and gentlemen, Lake Bell:

It's for your Easter Island-themed wedding, obviously.

Y'ALL. (mic drop)

meowwwww