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Well, the fetus *might* have a penis.

Women are people. Transmen are people. Both can get pregnant. You know this (you’re a Jezebel reader, so please don’t act like you don’t) and you still choose to wave this sad, tattered flag.

4/13/22

What you’re saying is that trans people aren’t the problem, abusive men are. So obviously we should then hate on, discriminate against, and abuse innocent, everyday transpeople. Because rapists rape. Do you not see the ridiculous premise you’re standing on? Read more

12/29/21

Oddly, that does help. Also, excellent alliteration.

9/4/21

I’m wheezing with laughter at that memory. I can still feel it.

7/31/21

Just an actual VULTURE sitting on a satellite dish.

7/12/21

probably not rape

6/5/21

I’m gonna say it. I fucking LOVE that dress. That defined “fairytale princess wedding” for me, since I was about 8 at the time and my dad got me up early to watch the wedding. We imagined thousands of tiny pearl wheels underneath it, rolling as she walked. It was *perfect* in my childhood imagination. I think it’s no… Read more

3/13/21

What a crusty mess. Read more

1/30/21

Cheezus, do NOT google “uni” while eating fried eggs on English muffins. ::gag::

12/3/20

Hell yes to this. Angry? You should be fricking LIVID. This douchecanoe was all revved up to cheat, if he didn’t already. Read more

11/27/20

I am immediately yoinking this.

11/27/20

Sadly, so SO much time.

11/27/20

I was JUST coming here to say that. I know that 45 is a poor person’s image of a rich person. Can you imagine what javanka’s image of a smart person’s study would be? Will they be required to wear glasses while in it? Maybe deer-stalker hats?

11/26/20

I AM WITH you. Sorry, all caps got the better of me for a sec.

10/2/20

I literally just watched this tonight.

9/24/20

Showed up for this, was not disappointed.

9/14/20

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fgiphy.com%2Fgifs%2Fsouthparkgifs-26uflf5wlWf0KL2fK&psig=AOvVaw2XMJEpBNk0myS6gNgVbnMr&ust=1600223186801000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCLiEhYmO6usCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

9/12/20

NOTHING STOPS A LINDA. Read more

8/19/20

Ok, I legitimately laughed out loud. I spewed a few bits of curry, too.