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NOTHING STOPS A LINDA.

Ok, I legitimately laughed out loud. I spewed a few bits of curry, too.

I’m awfully glad somebody else noticed that.

What ARE those things? I mean, what am I seeing? Netting with pompoms inside?

Yay for musicology professionals! Also, I love your name.

I was in college, and I got bizzAYYYY to Enigma. It was perversely sexy.

She says “it’s blue and gold.” 

“Somebody’s gotta tell him about the toilet paper on his shoe”

Is your name Rasputin, by chance?

Dear rat:

I mean, the question is really “how long has he been taking it?”

Right. So stop using the idiotic term “detox” when you mean “get rid of built up products and oil and dandruff.” Because that stuff ISN’T TOXIC. Words mean things. 

Right. So stop using the idiotic term “detox” when you mean “get rid of built up products and oil and dandruff.”

Please present us with your medical degrees, your epidemiology training, your years of experience with viral transmission? NO? Then please excuse yourself from the conversation and trust the people who do science (in this case, the WHO, Dr. Fauci, etc.). 

You know, yeah, people are dying. We all know that. But this is a REAL thing that, while not close to life-threatening, is making life unhappy and difficult for many.

there are no fricking toxins on your head

there are no fricking toxins on your head

Right up until the line after “Oh, god, I’m so embarrassed,” it was the beginning of “The American President,” 2020 version. Please please make this happen.

Not into a whole other continent.

I mean, she’s Italian. She looks Asian. 

That’s Madonna? WHAT?