Solution, wear the visor IN your wedding dress, get the photos, ask LaVar to bless the union. No one in the world will have that. Also, please show us the photos, because AWESOME.

$100 will get you a license and a courthouse wedding in Nevada. All other money should be directed to Commander LaForge.

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A HEART?!

At this moment in my life, the single Actual Real Quest I've had in my life, I've completed. I went to Dinosaur National Monument and touched the dinosaur bones that LeVar touched.

My brother and I may or may not have performed a "synchronized swimming" (read: flailing about in the water in somewhat similar fashions at vaguely the same moment) routine to the Reading Rainbow theme song one summer. Just off our boat. In the middle of a lake. And kept trying to sing-shout the lyrics ourselves,…

Friends to know, and ways to grow, a Reading Rainbowwwww!

I really REALLY wish I had an extra $10,000 laying around so that I could give a school a LaVar Burton Reading Rainbow assembly.

I threw in 50$ because I NEED A READING RAINBOW T-SHIRT!

Reading Rainbow was my childhood, and LeVar Burton is a god amongst men. BRB, gotta wipe this mascara off my chin.

YOUUUUUUU CAN GOOO ANNNNNYYYWWWHHHHHEEEEERRRRRRR!

Or not? What weird twisted universe do YOU come from?

My post on his AMA on reddit. Yes I donate some chump change! But I wanted him to know...

She manages to look gorgeous even when legitimately distressed. I hate her for that. I love her for that.

Oh God, thank you so much. If I saw the word "shear" one more time in the midst of that poorly constructed straw man of an argument, I was going to tear my opaque hair out.

What about dudes in kilts?

1/10. Yawnsville, kid. Do better.

Hem weights? What century is this?

Okay, that's a little bit b... .... no. No. Still hate him.

I'm trying to think of why it bugs the shit out of me that Justin Bieber can identify Dolce & Gabbana dresses, but I can't come up with one darn reason other than "I hate Justin Bieber."