Forget death. I want a hologram to go to work so I can lay on the couch in my pajamas.

I'm gonna guess he found it because he somehow found a way to cheat at CAH

I've started packing in anticipation of moving into the new house. :O

I got a puppy.... I GOT A PUPPY! *happy dance*

There's a definite Cracker Barrel vibe to the decor.

The yard is amazing. The interior is atrocious. So many different weathered woods! Mine eyes!

To stave off road rage, I often sing obscenities at terrible drivers to the tune of famous classical music. For example, Handel's Halleluja Chorus is transformed to "Yoooooou're an asshole! Yoooooooou're an asshole! You'reanasshole...you'reanasshole...you're such an asshole!"

The exterior is my dream. But everything in the interior is cringe worthy.

We can sit on the porch rockers and discuss over some white wine spritzers (befitting the awful retro/normcore vibe of the interior).

This is like the only post ever where this would be an appropriate comment.

It looks like a retirement home from the set of golden girls.. I'd live there.

Nah, goose and heart cut-outs belong to the country cottage brand of decorating... this is more Shabby Chic Mesa.

It IS very early-nineties "country" decor, isn't it? I expected to see a cookie jar shaped like a goose or a bench with heart cutouts or something.

Damn it, Mark. Picture 17 or 23 should have been the one you used. A bethchenroom.

This is what Brienne of Tarth would wear to a formal event. Good choice.

Real talk.

Correction: Women are getting sexually harassed by men who own and operate drones.

Rule 34.

Ok, so it's totally fair to not like sushi and people shouldn't be made fun of for not liking sushi. BUT WHO GOES TO A MICHELIN-STARRED SUSHI RESTAURANT IF THEY DON'T LIKE (or don't know if they like) SUSHI?!?!