Unless something else is going on with your health, there shouldn’t be any problem with you sleeping on your back until much later in the pregnancy. The only risk is that the fetus will press on your blood vessels and you’ll get dizzy. The ONLY time that happened to me (your mileage may vary) was literally while I was…

I need clarification. Are the baby goats going to be wearing sombreros? You? EVERYBODY? I believe we all need pictorial explanations. It’s for the greater good.

“So, Kim, when you guys gonna move in here?”

Please look at House of Puddles. That is all.

Guys, I’m hitting full-on depression here. CAN’T WE HAVE ANYTHING GO RIGHT? Goddammit.

And Robin Leach!!

Holy shit, that is amazing.

I just watched this with my 18-y.o. daughter a few weeks ago. I had to explain that, when she took the guy back at the end, “It was the ‘80s, honey. We didn’t know any better.” But that bit aside, it is SO good. And so bad. But mostly good.

Just to clarify -- are we talking hair on the actual NIPPLE part, or the areola? I’ve never had one, nor have I ever seen one. Please edify me.

“Idiot Exposed Herself to Angry Jaguar, Jaguar Behaves Appropriately.”

Your #1 response makes me giddy at the good writing. 

“She has absolutely no principles or beliefs or guiding morality.”

I hate that I love your comment.

I’m very pleased to know that word.

I’m so incredibly happy someone else thought that.  You are my people, indeed.

Schroedinger’s wall, perhaps. It is both built and not built.

People who cost society for indulgences:

Let me just say that getting the dough to chill enough was very easy when I could just set it outside on the table in the negative 2532F windchill. Of course, I had to be careful to not touch any metal with my bare hands or I’d get stuck. I’m not even kidding. First time taking the dough outside, I had just washed my…

I was stuck in my house for like, 52 days this week because of the cold. So? I made HOMEMADE CROISSANTS. Would you take a gander at the lamination I got on this baby?

This is just us stepping into a different room in hell. Change of scenery is nice every so often, right?