We may never know which one came first.

And? There are *books*.

From a mom’s point of view, there are PLENTY of times when I have no interest in and no desire to be with my kids. Guess what? DOESN’T MATTER AT ALL. I still have to do it. Whether or not I feel like it. So the fact that men get to even think about whether or not they want to blows my mind a bit.

From a mom’s point of view, there are PLENTY of times when I have no interest in and no desire to be with my kids. Guess what? DOESN’T MATTER AT ALL. I still have to do it. Whether or not I feel like it. So the fact that men get to even think about whether or not they want to blows my mind a bit.

I’ve met a good many pedants who are absolutely NOT fastidious.

If I have to read one more “Well, in Webster’s Dictionary/Oxford/Wikipedia, ....” (fill in whatever stupid shit you’re trying to start talking about for your incredibly pointless blog post or high school speech) I’m going to lose it. Or I shall expire. Perhaps I’ll croak, shuffle off this mortal coil, or even meet my…

very very fright’ning

I use metal skewers, the kind you use in the summer for shishkebabs.

you can slowly, kinkily lick off the pants.

not necessarily MUCH more.

If Mrs and Mr C were each taking half of the world, you KNOW that all the kids on Mr C’s side of the globe would be getting those christmas tree shaped air fresheners from the gas station and probably a bottle of Fanta, and all the kids on MRS. C’s side would be getting exactly what they were hoping for, a nice outfit…

Ok, “gingerdick” turned me into sliiiightly less of a Scrooge tonight. Thank you.

I’m pretty sure he would have used both hands.

That pic makes me very uncomfortable. Why is he licking the mic?

I’m afraid you’re very, very wrong.

https://www.birdsnow.com/peacock.htm?pg=1

Like some kind of Breathalyzer-triggered Narnia.

Ok, now I’m curious. How do you make them?

I think the fact that you bucked the system at your current job because you valued the safety and education of the patients is AMAZING and would really work in your favor. Anybody who puts patients above “how it’s been done” is somebody who a place like CC would want.