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There’s a thing I’m doing right now that I’ve been looking forward to for like, a year. I’m a massage therapist, and I’m FINALLY doing a superduper advanced training at ... I’m not sure if there are weird privacy/trademark things about this, so I’ll just say... I’m at the... MiracleWhip Clinic. And it’s the very best…
Good lord. I’m 9 months older than he is. I am shaken right now.
Do you think tongs originated in Tonga? This fellow wants to know:
Do you think tongs originated in Tonga? This fellow wants to know:
Your life will now be reckoned in BT (before Tongs) and AT (after Tongs).
Grippy-tipped tongs (especially long ones) can be a serious help for short people. I get most of the jars/boxes/whatevers from high shelves with mine.
I’ve read your recipe at least twice now, and my mind will NOT let me comprehend something with sour cream, LEMON, and cheese. I ... can’t. I”m not saying it’s bad, but my brain just can’t deal.
Yeah. I’m afraid you’re just gonna get buff while we all get drunk.
and you made me cry. I used to live very near that neighborhood, and would see Mr. Rogers sitting on a park bench (watching people playing tennis). I’m so damned sad.
Is it wrong that I like cheap red wine mixed with grapefruit juice? It looks like blood.
awwfuck. I’m sorry.
Inside and out
Ok, I’m shocked to say this, but ... you changed my mind. Wow. I still think the entire Twilight thing was dreck, but maybe -- just maybe-- I over-hated.
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Unflavored for me!
She really is unnaturally smooth.