Dammit, I just had a nice dinner. ::hurphurp::

How about wearing Snuggies?

*Mexican babies

I have literally never wondered (before now) if they ever cleaned the Muppets. Wow. I really hope they did.

Don’t worry. It’s a Small World, After All.

That’s very Mel Brooks of you.

You are my people.

Unicorn puree is SO last season. It’s all Centaur Duxelles now. GAWD.

those fuckers take *forever* to ripen

Try justbarely cooking it in a little penguin oil.

If we have learned nothing else from this last year, it should be this.

I’ve been wondering this very thing.

Spitting it out? Like, spitting his regurg? EW.

and blankets

Starred for use of “morn.”

He only uses the gold crayons, though.

He’s been off in Tetiaroa for so long!

... about .... there.

He coulda maybe watched a couple of episodes of West Wing?