NOBODY CAN KNOW THAT

*wince*

I was so jealous as a kid that all the other families seemed to go to the Dells every summer. I just went with my family to our trailer at a lake in Michigan. Now I realize the wisdom of their summer choices.

That’s the problem with anyone in an abusive relationship with a narcissist. They (the narcissist) simply doesn’t have a baseline beyond which they won’t go. Your average asshole even has SOME stuff they wouldn’t do.

You know, now that I think about it.... Yeah. That makes no sense.

This is kind of beautiful

Welp, my opinion is that guys (#notallguys) tend to be understanding that a Girl Might Want To Be A Guy (or act like a guy or dress like a guy, etc.), because guys are awesome. But a guy? Wanting to be a girl? What nonsense is that? Who would want to be a girl? Pansies, that’s who.

A billion stars to you, my friend.
“I cann’t TELL you how glad I am to make yourrr aquAIIIIIIntance.”

ANd you must bring your own snacks (vegan) in reusable, hand-sewn bags made from their old baby clothes.

I waited until about 13 weeks.

That’s YOU?

Public Service Announcements:

Public Service Announcements:

Oh, there needs to be a new bar named ‘The Tapp Room.’

That was my very first thought!

I appreciate the praying mantis imagery.

Because slaves = immigrants, of course.

Yeah. Literally just around the corner from me! This is going to be sucktacular.

WAIT. APril the Giraffe hasn’t given birth yet. Think there’s any chance the zoo people would attempt to throw some stilettos on Newborn Baby, just to see the real thing?

Waaaaait a moment.