GIRLFRIEND.

Michelle would be a badass driving a tank, AND she could parallel park that mofo.

Oh my GAWD I just laughed so hard.

If ideas were in fact absorbed from semen, I think many women would be much more selective about the men they’re with.

Lightning... has just struck my brain.

I like you.

I noticed that too. Gah.

Hell with saving it up. I say it needs to happen every 5 minutes.

I’d love to do something worth that Laura Linney intro.

Bless you.

I’m also not getting my money’s worth from my monthly donation, what with all my EMERGENCY! TURN IT OFF! practices.

I’m also not getting my money’s worth from my monthly donation, what with all my EMERGENCY! TURN IT OFF! practices.

I’m also not getting my money’s worth from my monthly donation, what with all my EMERGENCY! TURN IT OFF! practices.

On it.

Barefoot, curled up in the oval office.

::hurp::

HE IS SUCH A TURD.

Can you imagine the poor soul tasked with CC’ing tonight?

I don’t see RBG. Is she there?

Whereare you finding captions?