The pass by Suarez on the second goal was better than the goal itself and the fact he didn’t bite anyone while doing it adds a bit of flare.

Watch out—if you keep talking like that (truthfully), Trump will send a bunch of fat dentists who think riding a Harley makes them tough to your house.

And Putin's got his Night Wolves. What is it with Authoritarians and Biker Clubs?

Thanks for proving my point you now anonymous fucking asshole. The thing that’s really making me laugh is that you would never have the balls to say that to my face.

IRONY ALERT 🚨

I guess we have to pull for McDonald’s and KFC to do him in.

Funny thing.. if the police start playing goons to Trump, I think there are a LOT of people out there who would have no qualms at all about putting some policemen down.

“Like with all the nonsense that they do in Congress … with all this invest[igations]—that’s all they want to do is –you know, they do things that are nasty. Republicans never played this.”

This illegitimate motherfucker just physically threatened the majority of Americans that disapprove of him.

I always found it crazy that a guy that just spent five minutes warming up in the bullpen needs to throw 10 pitches from the mound to warm up.

GET. THEM. IN. THE. BOX.

Watching a football team is 3 hours once a week. Baseball is three hours 5-6 times a week.

I’m a white sox fan. It’s terrible. Rick Renteria forcing me to watch 4 different pitchers in an inning is the worst fucking sports experience possible.

Baseball’s biggest problem right now--and I’m being serious--is that the people who run it do not appear to actually enjoy the game.

You’re leaving out the fact that its the fucking Browns and Jon Gruden who are outwitting those historical franchises. The world is fucking out of whack and I love it.

Steelers: We’re gonna go ahead and light our roster on fire.

I wish the clip wasn’t cut off, because 4 Leafs changed behind the play and allowed a ridiculously easy 3 on 1 shorthanded goal about 5 seconds after the end of this clip. Hilarious in their incompetence.

A decade or so ago I was at a friend’s house watching a NFL game. After a non-call on a dubious defensive PI, I yelled out “Aw, FLAG IT!” and my friend’s wife shot into the room, locked eyes with me, and said “WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD IN THIS HOUSE.”

I have every faith in Leafs fans and our ability to prove that, somehow, this is proof that Gary Bettman has it in for us. 

1) “Rag it” is indeed a hockey term.