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I think it depends on the parents. If they’re paranoid MAGA heads talking about roving marauders, have an AR-15, have any tacti-cool gear, no. If the person occasionally hunts or shoots skeet, probably.

I used to work with a guy who taught concealed carry classes, and he was adamant that he needed a gun “to protect my family.” Dude weighed 400 pounds, couldn’t run at all, and died in his sleep a few month ago in his 40s. I have no idea what’s “protecting his family” now. Having a gun is the laziest, easiest way to

He’s got my vote and I don’t even know his positions on the issues...purely being himself and not tied to a political party. 

1) Loves me some Heavy Metal Parking Lot.

How have I not heard of him before? As someone who graduated HS in ‘87, HMPL is the story of my people. I can’t remember when I first saw it, but never knew about the guy who made it.

We’re lucky he didn’t see a black man running and immediately discharge his weapon. 

A stiff breeze could stop the Jets’ defense.

+1 Pete Carroll trutherism

i know! i was floored by that persons thoughts on the matter

Great. Last time someone on the Jets blew up a Patriots mascot we got 18 fucking years of Tom Brady....

[Tangent] The old adage, “you wife will become her mother” has never rang more true than my kids telling me about my ex, “Oh yeah dad, she is just like grammy, just being rude and talking down to people for no reason.” - Dodged that bullet. [/Tangent]

Dunno, the “exc-u-u-se me” screams suburban middle age woman to me

I think it’s shameful that this is how we treat a veteran of the War for Independence.

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

No that kind of driver would probably be in a Ford Flex or Explorer. Not in an old ass Toyota van

I’ve got a feeling the driver has short cropped blonde hair, asks to speak to the manager all the time and is named Susan, Karen or Linda.

Spoiler Alert: This is how Trump’s presidency ends.

Yup, I googled it and lost 20 minutes down the ratchet video rabbit hole. 

I’ll be honest that I didn’t know what it was (although I inferred bad). That video exceeded expectations. Spectacular. I would very much like to see Cardi do that to Tomi. Very very very much. 

I love how some white person on ONTD was like, “wtf does dog walk mean” and someone immediately responded with this