Yeah. I read this and went “Yeah, weren’t crabs already a pretty common theory about why there haven’t found a body, even if they think they found parts of the plane?”.

Ok guys, you got me! It took almost 100 years but you finally got me!

Deep reference.

Now I’m just annoyed it isn’t to do with H. G. Wells’ The Time Machine.

Happy monday!

I guess as who I am, I’m not allowed to have a nervous breakdown, ever.

I guess he saved some kids in Thunderdome? That kinda counts?

God damn it we JUST started turning downtown Greensboro around and it’s now a budding art/music/food community. The last thing we need is less fashion and more unemployed workers.

That really fucking sucks. And I had no idea there was only ONE denim factory in the U.S. left!

Jeez. Imagine living in that perpetual state of anxious fear that something might happen to you. Those poor, poor men.

To hear some of the dudes here and the world at large tell it, the fact that you and your coworker might have been attracted to each other but decided to keep a professional distance is the GREATEST TRAGEDY OF ALL TIME.

I dunno how that is NOT harassment. Have we crossed the sexual rubicon to the point that asking a woman to watch you jerk off is acceptable behavior? Take it out of the colleague realm for a moment, Cabbie asks. Passenger says no thank you. Everybody cool with that? How about a waiter? “My name is Eliot and I’ll be…

Crazy how much people overthink how complicated this all is. It’s really easy to understand!

Yeah; except that they aren’t the ones hurt by it. We are.

I believe that the same article (or another similar one) spoke of (to me) a far more worrying development. Men following the “Mike Pence rule”: Never be alone with a woman; and do not attend gatherings with women where alcohol is served — either without one’s spouse (or at all).

Exactly! No one is asking coworkers and friends to go challenge pervy and inappropriate people to duels. It’s not hard for a coworker to deflect something with humor in an “I see you” way that lets the person know they crossed a line and someone else is alert to that. It’s a bonus if that person then talks to the…

THIS! So much this. Men stare at you like you have 17 heads when you suggest they change their last name to hers if it is so damn important that they both have the same name. I literally had one guy say "I couldn't change my name! Its who I am!" with absolutely no sense of irony whatsoever. They just totally expect…

While I understand the unity/child surname issue, my biggest issue with the name change is how infrequently it happens in reverse. How many men would be happy changing their surname to that of their wife?