To be honest I find her hard to recognize without the hairdo.

I think I read an interview once where she said she partially does the ponytail for a little extra height. She is quite the tiny little thing.

I feel like her singing impressions were so good the audience initially thought she was just lip synching the originals.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

The Girl Scouts accept trans girls - which is truly wonderful because so many people still don’t understand how trans people exist and why their parents “allow” them to be that way.

My mom did a similar number on me by making me shop in the grown-up ladies’ section of Sears. I was tall, so that stuff fit me, but god, everything I owned was mustard yellow or olive green, and aged me about 30 years.

My mother never intentionally insulted my looks- but I was short and plump and the puberty fairy gave me boobs super early, while my younger sister was tall and thin and built like a two by four. And this the era of tight baby tees and low slung jeans, so no favors were done here. Every time I picked something up, my…

Damn I loved this blog. Long may it live in our hearts and minds! Jane, thank you so much for giving me the chance to contribute; it has been an absolute pleasure.

Yeah just type a note out onto your phone and take away the lock screen then leave it on that folder you left at Janice’s desk for when she comes in tomorrow!

AMEN!

Alternative clue thread:

I haven’t listed to their music, but the way people describe it, it sounds like something that I would like. However, I hate that this is how I heard of them, and I think that I would have a hard time getting over that to listen to them.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT ISIS WANTS. That’s what gets me. ISIS wants a captive audience in Syria and elsewhere, they don’t want Muslims to be living in countries like France and the US and even Lebanon (which is considered by Arabs to be basically the Las Vegas/Paris of the Middle East). It wouldn’t surprise me if a big…

Nothing says the holiday spirit like turning your back on the huddled masses!

Yeah, if we really wanted to be a “Christian Nation” in the truest sense of the word, we’d open our borders, provide health care to anyone who needs it, food to anyone who is hungry, not judge other people, and support for families and the elderly.

Really? Oh god, it has been. That makes me sad. My partner and I binge watch Target: Women every 9-18 months. (Did I get the name right? I'm fucked up on unmedicable IUD cramps and can't think straight.)

He also depicted Spartans as super straight and the Persians as drag queens. So he’s racist, sexist, transphobic, homophobic, fascist ass-hat all around.

My usual line is “Buddy, the lady isn’t interested” which has the added bonus of sounding like I fell off the set of Boardwalk Empire and confuses people so they just leave.

“although in retrospect maybe he was just British”