mellyflickster
mellyflickster
4/12/18
6:20 PM
316

These jabs are great and all, but this motherfucker was still part of the reason Trump won. The whole hand size thing...can dudes stop thinking about their dicks for like 2 seconds?

4/12/18
11:24 AM
53

This is kinda where I’m at.
“My client is not a flight risk.”
“You said that last time and now your client is charged with murder from the victim of a rape case.”
“Kay, how about $250 000?”

Also, how does bail work. Like I get the core concept ‘You give us a bunch of money and we’ll let you not sit in jail until your

4/12/18
11:11 AM
126

If the law charged you with killing a minor who was set to testify you raped her, why the Hell would you get bail at any amount?

4/12/18
11:07 AM
238

Frankly, if a long time sex-addict like Donald Trump - who was definitely raw-dogging Stormy Daniels, hasn’t fathered at least a few children out of wedlock, I’d have to say that someone needs to explain the birds and bees to me again.

4/12/18
11:01 AM
165

It would mean more if they had not already HAD him. Allowed Bail. Had him commit an even more heinous crime. And then ALLOWED BAIL AGAIN.

Edit: In what world is someone who potentially killed his accuser to avoid a rape conviction NOT a flight risk for a murder charge?

4/11/18
2:03 PM
106

Stuff like this is a stark reminder that abortion rights are the top of a very slippery slope. These people don’t oppose abortion, they oppose bodily autonomy for women. If they manage to get abortion outlawed, they’re going to go after birth control. If they managed to get birth control outlawed, they’d start

4/5/18
4:55 PM
152

Conservatives: We demand a free marketplace of ideas where our intellectuals are judged by their words

1/12/18
11:24 AM
79

Madeleine: When reading Harry Potter, did you ever wonder how Hagrid’s dad fucked a giant?

12/21/17
4:41 PM
3

There’s a place for everything and Mamma Mia!’s place is to make me happy with its crappy.