A couple years ago, I would have exploded with joy at this announcement. Now it's mostly impending dread. Zack Snyder...just doesn't make good movies! But I bet he'd be great at music videos.

Yes! I bought two chocolate bunnies this year - a hollow one from Lindt (really good) and a solid one from Dove (also good). The Lindt one came with a bonus bunny ears headband, though, so I declare it the winner.

But if you get a solid bunny, you may break some molars trying to get through 1.5 - 2 in of chocolate. Also, See's Chocolate Bunnies are the only acceptable kind.

Easter bunnies can be actual chocolate. Sometimes. Mostly bad, but shop around (discounted after Easter, of course) and you can find rabbit shaped ecstasy.

Yeah, any halfway decent Sunday School teaches you to skim the boxes for the words solid or hollow in milliseconds.

eating a piece of hannukah gelt is disappointing every single time, yet if i see a piece of it, i'm compelled to try it.

Um, the tradition of Chanuka gelt is the only reason we can justify gift giving on that holiday. There was a tradition of giving coins to kids, which I always thought was kind of like the tradition of giving kids money in the special red envelopes at Chinese New Year. And that small tradition was stretched out into…

I mean, gelt is a joke, though; you don't actually think we regard that as FOOD, do you? We just spring it on Jewish kids too young to know any better and on Christians in general just to fuck with them.

half Jew here, and I second this the "chocolate" is the same. Unless you get a Lindt bunny.

why is gelt so gross? I mean it's molded, foil covered chocolate disks. Why do they not use chocolate that's edible. Now I'm sad; remembering the disappointment of every piece of gelt I ever had as a child.

Peeps are not for eating. They are for microwaving. And bizarre art projects. Never heard of Peep Wars?

Missing out.

I had to google, but yes apparently it's a YMCA thing and it still existed as of 2005. I'm kind of horrified.

midtown madness mutiplayer, at age 8, pentium 2 or something.

I was grade six or seven when we got a computer that had Windows 95 so we could go online. And we had to use a CD to install some sort of software? maybe an internet browser?

I found that "beautiful curve" last year. The neurosurgeon called it SPINA BIFIDA and fixed it ASAP. Jesus.

As others pointed out, during the presidential race, Mitt Romney had 18 grandchildren.