Yeah, I'm getting the feeling that most of the people here ranting "ew, patriarchy controlly dad stop!" didn't listen to the end. The fact that you include your wife in the addendum is brilliant and turns the whole "over-protective dad ew stop" thing on its head when you credit your wife being as fiercely protective…

White, middle-aged dads who feel the need to rap the entirety of Blackstreet's "No Diggity" in the middle of the mall. Right in front of the Cinnabon.

Damn. I guess it's a good thing I like lots of other kinds of jelly beans.

I've been calling it the "hipster high & tight" simply because I didn't want to call it "hitler youth." It has served me well.

I wouldn't call Agatha pudgy. Voluptuous. Curvy. Realistic. But not pudgy.

Everything except cup-stacking.

Goddamn otters make everything look so easy.

I'd like to pimp Hemlock here—it's a lovely webcomic about Baba Yaga (but also a lot more). It hasn't been updated much in the last few months—apparently the author/artist has some Life Stuff going on—but it's well worth the read up to that point.

You really can't praise Gunnerkrigg Court too much. That comic deserves far greater distribution and appreciation than it's been getting so far.

_Namesake_ is currently my favorite webcomic of all, even nudging Schlock Mercenary out of that slot. I can't express how much I love this comic.

I checked the nominees- THE OATMEAL???? THEY NOMINATED THE OATMEAL??? WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE GUYS????????

I'd recommend Ava's Demon.

http://www.avasdemon.com/

The other day at work I somehow managed to get my hands COVERED in blood and I was in the bathroom forever trying to make a tampon thing happen and then when I'd smeared blood on the wall somehow and used up half a roll of paper I just kinda gave up for a minute and stared into space, defeated.

I never wash mine. I deliberately coat them in vagina blood (you know, the bloodiest, grossest kind of blood), Cary-style and then just leave it until the period ends. It's a great way to stave off harassers.

Sometimes we get menstrual blood on our hands.

Lady Macbeth that time of the month.

But then how else am I to scare small children?