In the correct timeline, no. Hillary Clinton is also president there. But here, in the darkest timeline, their relationship was destroyed like all of our hopes and dreams.

As an autistic person it blows my mind that people would rather have a dead kid than an autistic one.

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

bitch, it’s a joke

I’ve been using Walmart’s Grocery Pick-Up service, so I’ve been trying lots of new things - it’s easier to browse ‘shelves’ via the comp than in person. So I’ve just tried “Talenti” gelato - Double Dark Chocolate - and it was faaabulous. I also tried Bryer’s gelato and it’s pfft. Nothing special. But this Talenti…

Okay I have this game figured out.

Blessed be the fruit.

Welcome to Gilead! Nolite te bastardes carborundorum, bitches.

Agreed, men should not have to wear suits. Among many other things, it’s a huge contributor to overuse of air conditioning and detrimental to our environment and natural resources.

I wonder what would happen if a female reporter took this to the extreme and showed up, notebook in hand, in a full burqa? Or perhaps one of those bonnets and old-fashioned dresses the Amish and Mennonite wear?

Women’s clothing is inherently different than men’s clothing. They make workplace dresses with no sleeves for women. I’ve worn them with no problem in Corporate America for years. I can’t think of a male equivalent. Even the most casual male business shirts have sleeves. They can’t just arbitrarily change the rules…

The unnamed reporter, apparently desperate to simply do her job, “ripped out pages from her notebook and stuffed them into her dress’s shoulder openings to create sleeves,”

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

I see their bitterness over their appendages never equalling Michelle O’s guns hasn’t abated.

Praise be motherfuckers.

Since you care so very much for some reason as I’ve repeated in each post the past couple months: I’ve had to replace my phone multiple times due to hardware errors beyond my control. In those two months with two phones, both have strange autocorrect issues. I Inote these issues to help people know as it’s my custom…

I don’t think it’s fair to blame Chyna for Rob being an abusive creep. He did the same slut shamey routine when he split from Rita Ora and that was 5 or 6 years ago.

I love how differently the internet reacts when the nudes of someone like Blac Chyna get leaked versus somebody like J. Law. The comments are always filled with like “oh they’re both terrible, who cares?” kind of chat, but when it’s J. Law or another white actress, it’s like “OMG protect Emma! Revenge porn is evil.”